McAlpers

If you called them XL Cheese and not Cheese XL you're a nonce

Year of the cunt

It's absolutely insane how boring people are, like I do fuck all but Jesus Christ want to try thinking for yourself for once. fucking rubber robots

In all seriousness though, after everything that's gone on in the last year. Can someone please tell me who the fuck has put Wang Chung on?

It's been me the whole time. I am, in fact the horny man.

Writing on your story "Big announcement tomorrow" hahahah like anyone is remotely bothered

Ey yo go fuck yourself this Christmas you piece of fucking trash

This is it

See ya at the bottom of the blue bridge

Watered down recycled indie shite

Is this it?

There's something magical about walking down king Street from top to bottom without seeing another soul

All PTs, life coach, meal planners, fucking every other cunt like that are charlatans and if your suckeredin you're an idiot

Return of the Mc

Why are people still doing fake candid photos? You are over 30 years old. Grow the fuck up

Put emojis over your kid's face? Damn, must be some ugly ass child

Professional photoshoot on Holiday ya bird? I'm going to fucking throw up

Does nobody see the wild hypocrisy in the fact that the most racist cunts in Whitehaven absolutely love Dubai, only like Middle Eastern people if they've got money eh?

Why do all scruffs act like travellers?

@08jcdb Or they've slapped yan on their ugly kid

Please stop using filters if you're over the age of 30, It's it's not even funny how obvious it is