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@Cameronisonfir3

Chef/Shithead #DTD

St Louis, MO Katılım Şubat 2013
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If you drink jack Daniels you’re a cop
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What’s up what did i miss I have nothing to say except that i am so jaded and old man coded that it makes me mad seeing my 21 year old employee having fun when they have to work in the morning like i didn’t do that for 10 years straight
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This is probably my last tweet on this shithole app but i am so obsessed with red dead redemption and westerns and being a cowboy i could not give a fuck about anything else okay goodbye
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Forgetting Sarah Marshall is the original multiverse
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Just bought an 8th for $7. I love legal marijuana
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I know I’m in my thirties because nothing excites me more than the thought of sitting on my couch and drinking nine diet cokes
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amuse douche@Cameronisonfir3·
Name a better friend group
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I love my gf
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amuse douche@Cameronisonfir3·
I love unfollowing someone on IG and they end up not following me back. No harm no foul big dawg I’ll see ya around
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amuse douche@Cameronisonfir3·
If i was unbelievably rich I’d go to a bar and tip a million dollars
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Hey people that order egg whites at breakfast restaurants: no one fucking likes you
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amuse douche@Cameronisonfir3·
I’ll vote for the first president that looks me in the eyes like a man and tells me to get fucked
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Whatever can happen, will happen
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I hope more p*liticians get sh*t
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2 Celsius and 2 Zyn is peak work performance mode
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My own girlfriend just accidentally called me MY DOGS NAME in conversation……….
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COREY SAWFAN666@SAWFAN666·
IM SICK OF MUCSLE MILK WEN WILL WE GET TIT MILK
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