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And yet you're tweeting about the funfetti cake batter incident
Kristin Merrilees@kristnmerrilees
whenever you tell someone at a party you’re a journalist and they clamor to clarify that they’re “off the record” it’s like. you just told me a story about your cat throwing up after eating funfetti cake batter. should we call the new york times? should we invite bella hadid ?
Seattle, WA 🇺🇸 English
I don’t think I have much more fight left in me. That sounds so pathetic to say especially since I don’t do anything except wallow in my own self-pity. But I really mean it. I can’t keep doing this.
Food Pleaser@FoodPleaser
What’s your first thought when you see these 🥪 ?
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Ketchup, mustard, chili, mayo, coleslaw, bbq sauce, onions, relish, cheese, jelly, peanut butter, 3 more hotdogs, chips, a drink, a cookie, ketchup, 175 thousand dollars, a dick, Mr. Beast in my basement, ketchup
Food Pleaser@FoodPleaser
You can only add ONE thing 🚨🤔👇
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i gotta fend off progressively harder waves of these things every night before i go to bed
໊@faewings
driftwood sculptures made by nagato iwasaki
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