Its 2012 again, you convinced jacob to open the door to the box so you have more points to use it. You're the first one there, prone knife twice stand up double tap x and boom ray gun. Everyone seems happy but deep down they're mad you got it instead of them. Life is good.
Welp. Looks like I ran into some money once again. And to think people told me the lottery was a “scam”. Well since I’m feeling so generous I’m giving each person that retweet’s this $1000 (must be following so I can DM)
Sigh I was eating and while using my knife I was wondering why it was so hard to cut through. I was using the dull side for the past 5 min. It's another one of those days.
DUMB ASS KIDS WITH THEM JUULS GONE PASS OUT TRYNA BE ALL CUTE AND SHIT THEN GONE BE ON INSTA LIKE EHHH MY LUNGS AND CHEST HURT I NEED SYMPATHY OUCH OUCH U STUPID BITCH
I just finished my 1st day of going back to college! :0
I’d like to personally thank solo q for being so terrible that it made me want to go back to school! Thanks guys!