Robbie

no fucking way

@messagekatrina 😩😩

Literally pretty much ditto.

lmfao what is this

YOU PROBABLY GOT A PLACE IS SHOREDITCHHHHHHHHHHH

new obsession is charred broccolini

been so busy lately but i’m finally catching up on the eras tour documentary & saw that andrea requested never grow up & the best day which was my vancouver n1 show 🥹🤍

@iamfinallycl3an thank you!!!! 🤍

@Canadiangeh good luck!!! ilysm 🖤

i start my new territory sales job today & i am incredibly grateful. a lot of freedom, travel & work perks 🥹

may u find ur whimsy and spark again

@ick_real the art of silence

If you got paid $50K to talk about 1 subject for 4 hours straight, what would you talk about ??

what’s wrong with festival event planners this year? most festivals this summer have garbage lineups

@pepsi coke & pizza

name a better combo than Pepsi + pizza. we’ll wait.

a lot of people were so beside themselves when people were happy/glad that charlie kirk died.. they said things like “how dare someone be glad someone died” so where is the outrage now? weirdos.

Every time a Canadian says “sorry” a timbit is born

People are really more mad about Taylor Frankie Paul than the president being a pedophile

NEURODIVERGENTS WILL BE LIKE “I’M SO TIRED” AND THEN REFUSE TO SLEEP BECAUSE THEY HAVEN’T HAD ENOUGH ME TIME AFTER SURVIVING THE DAY

do you ever really just love someone’s handwriting 😭

"your eyes are so pretty" thank you they don't work

spaghetti

i told my wife i’m scared of breasts so now every time i hiccup…