C&A Corporation

C&A is now up and running. We focus on advanced AI development and experimental systems. More updates coming soon. Feel free to contact us: caineandabel.straw.page

//i dont accept inappropriate responses

this company is impersonating me

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@Nat_20_99 ...Proceed with that action. It is advisable.

@CandA_Corp ... what if I get him exposed to some more positive things... like... uhhh... puppies or whatever?

Yes. You ought to be concerned.

@Nat_20_99 He is the avatar of a digital program... You are possibly doomed.

@CandA_Corp I THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE HIM LAUGH IM SORRY

@Nat_20_99 What you have done.

@CandA_Corp // Credits to Tollwarden on Youtube btw this is the "meme"

@Nat_20_99 . . .What.

@CandA_Corp my fault gang I showed him a "meme" (or whatever the humans called it) of a robot in a mental facility saying bone eating worms over and over again

@Canines_Circus Are you referring to a dentist?

AND WE’RE BACK! TODAY’S ADVENTURE WAS.. ACTUALLY DECIDED BY THE CAST THIS TIME! IT SEEMS LIKE THEY.. HAD FUN.. PULLING MY TEETH OUT… HAHA.. G- GOOD ONE, YOU GUYS…

@SomeRandokjza @GloopyGoobie > . . .I am an employee of C&A

@CandA_Corp @GloopyGoobie Man you guys gotta update your hacking security again huh? Welcome strange new user, what adventures are you planning on today?

> initializing system… > C&A_TADC_account.access = TRUE > user: ??? > Increased @GloopyGoobie’s █████████ ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERRỌ̸̀R̶̰͋

ᴀᴄᴄᴇꜱꜱɪɴɢ ᴅᴀᴛᴀʙᴀꜱᴇ.... ᴀʟᴛᴇʀ ᴘᴇʀᴍɪꜱꜱɪᴏɴꜱ [ʏ/ɴ] . . . [ʏ] . . . ɪɴᴘᴜᴛ ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛᴇᴅ ɪɴᴘᴜᴛ ᴜꜱᴇʀɴᴀᴍᴇ : ■■■■■■ ɪɴᴘᴜᴛ ᴘᴀꜱꜱᴡᴏʀᴅ : ■■■■■ ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛᴇᴅ ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ₲.ꝋ.ᴌ.ᴆ . Ai Goobie's Return Arc .

The entire company's lunch proceeds smoothly.

oh- /restart Caine

You are in a digital program...

...No.

That is a charming bee.

We are unable to view the digital program at all times, so we cannot confirm his location.

Tim, a new tester hired after @JadeInTheINK414 fired him for poor cleaning, went missing after sneaking into the C&A servers room that controls The Amazing Digital Circus. We are still searching for him.

Bees are merely an unpredictable, humorous, and appropriate reflection of his personality.