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It’s International Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈 At Woolies, we celebrate the LGBTQIA+ community year-round, and we’re continuously working to better serve our LGBTQIA+ people and customers.

This made me feel better about the world.

@zaanbanaan If you're into games, try an app called Zombie Run. It makes running fun by telling you when you need to outrun zombies and progressively increases the distances between sprints so you can get fit gradually.

@Superbalist We've been wishlisting for days, babes. #SuperbalistShowdown superbalist.com/wishlist/5d7d6…

PSA: The friend zone was created by men who think that treating a woman nicely (or equally) entitles them to sex.

┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲ house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ don’t ever leave the house but still would like to be invited to leave the house ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕

This green tea tastes like body issues.

PSA: just hang in there.

Today's Google doodle is beautiful. Women sure know how to tell relatable stories. #WomensDay #HerStoryOurStory

May 2018 be the year where more men go for therapy.

types of vacations I need - a week to deep clean everything I own, twice - a week to just sleep, then sleep some more - a week where I don't speak to anyone - a week where I can cook constantly and never have to clean up - 2-3 days where I don't have to make any decisions

What reasonable person doesn’t hate men?

Mah dudes. "Easy" is like Black Mirror but for relationships. #Netflix

I also had fake #2018 confidence until I accidentally ended a work call the same way I end work emails... "Thanks, Candice."

Knope for president!

My Danish family are posting photos of their outdoor thermometer on FB because they just can't believe it reached 21°C today. Bless.

Colleague: What are you listening to? Me: youtu.be/8OjWY60LE8U

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