Candii D’apple

May I take your hat sir?

Hey @RuPaul you gotta bring @nicolepbrooks back!!!! Not one person I know wants this to be the final week we see her on our tv screens!

Hey @RuPaul have you ever done a yogurt enema?

Hey @MileyCyrus can I smoke you out the next time you’re in Chicago? 👀😜

@PrincessBootySh Who liked this?! 😂

@PrincessBootySh Riiiiiight

This is @CandiiDapple coded

@AlluraTheDoll It’s insane tbh, and that’s coming from a girl who’s insatiably horny 24/7 😂😂😂

Y’all don’t find this weird? 😭

Me when someone calls me a good boy

Yall are being weird about the ceo killer all shade

When I’m feeling strong emotions I feel numb to everything else. Like I could be outside in the freezing cold and not even notice.

No shade, don’t flirt with me if you’re not serious. I will always call your bluff 🤷🏼‍♀️

This episode of ugly Betty has me GAGGED yall like holy shit

Took this pic of my chapstick because I said “it looks so pretty in this light” [drunk as hell]

This diva btw

Someone I had just met saw me getting serviced by two guys at once and when we were talking outside he said “I looked over at you in the corner and you looked like that diva in the painting that went like 😱”

Sometimes you gotta put your phone on do not disturb

My guilty pleasure is a messy Gemini 😭😭😭😭😭😭

@SKSnFtL @derryqueenhaha Hey girlie, does it matter?

@derryqueenhaha @Derryqueen Why did u park there? Not being a dick seriously asking. Was it a one time 600 parking ticket bonanza or was it like repeatedly parking where you were going to get ticketed?

had to leave my show early :(

A Hollywood deli sub would fix me rn

Idk you don’t have to wanna fuck me to be a nice person idk