Couch Candy

@SaintVeggus So real

Just a silly little "alternative" guy

Now I'll celebrate his birthday as my freedom anniversary

My mom said I like spanking

They used to say I'd be a heart breaker, they didn't tell me it would be my own heart

@Lord_Eika 😭😭😭

@Candy4Couch the allied forces

Why are most german rap songs sad, who hurt them

Sorry, 84

I got a promotion! Now I get to work 82 hour weeks 🎉

A healthy amount of hydraulic oil has been consumed 👍

Survived the morning without a burrito for burrito break, I'm a big girl now

Candy updates: Successfully took a piss behind the tractor

BOMBOCLAD 🗣🗣🗣

@Lord_Eika Thank you homie, but I don't think I can talk. Couldn't even get the words out if I had any

@Candy4Couch Here for u if u need anyone to talk to homie

@twe3tperson Friend had to leave a good life to go back to America

If it's meant to be, it will be.

Hugging snorlax a little tighter tn

The end is near.

and then it turns on you and now people assume YOU are always thinking about that

the worst thing ever is being warned about something your whole life to where you are scared into always thinking that THAT is what everyone wants but then to find someone and have to assume you will lose this person just because you won't give them something THEY NEVER ASKED FOR