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Trump says anyone running for president should take a cognitive exam because you could end being stuck with a moron for years. “I mean, you get a guy who gets in there, he's got a good line of crap. He gets in and all of a sudden you're stuck with a man who's a moron”

@ScottPresler Yeah. Maine will love you. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

See you SATURDAY, Fairbanks! See you SUNDAY, Anchorage! I’m here to pass the SAVE America Act & DEFEAT Ranked Choice Voting. 📍Alaska

@GuntherEagleman That’s why he’s so wildly popular in the US. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥩🥩🥩

President Trump will go down in history as the GREATEST PRESIDENT TO EVER SERVE the People. Bookmark this!

@GuntherEagleman You really aren’t very bright. Have you seen the polls?

LOL! Trump post this liberal trigger in the middle of the night! 🤣🤣🤣 Hanging out in a pool of liberal tears! Gotta love it!

@GuntherEagleman Yeah Gunther. Real boring items for our seniors that rely on it. Glad Trump is concerned.

🚨 Trump on flying with Dr. Oz: “It was the most boring trip I’ve ever made. He’s telling me about Medicare, Medicaid. I said, ‘You work out the details.’” 🤣🤣🤣

@TheMaineWonk I’m in the process of prepping my boat to put in for the season, all the while thinking it’s not going too far from the dock this year. The northeast has a short boating season and Trump sh*t on it.

⛽️ Wholesale Marine Fuel Prices in Maine: Our Cost Before Selling To Public Today: Ethanol Free 89: $5.60/gal Dyed Diesel: $4.60/gal 02/27/26 (Day Before Iran War) Ethanol Free 89: $3.30/gal Dyed Diesel: $3.41/gal

278yrs from now, the only question future beings will have is - “How? How did ANYONE back then put such a fucking idiot in power? How?”

@elikasadeghi @atrupar The fact that they felt the need to give him a cognitive test at all is not something to brag about.

The only valid cognitive test at this point is whether or not you voted for this man and if you’re ashamed of it if you did

I cant afford gas

I know Scott Jennings tantrum got all the attention yesterday, but I want to talk a little bit about what I said that got him so mad. The bottom line is: Trump’s war with Iran has failed. This has made it mentally strenuous for MAGA operators to defend it on TV. For 8 weeks now, Scott has pointed to the U.S. destroying the 50 year old Navy and Air Force of Iran to try and prove we have won. This is dishonest for many reasons. The point of war is not to kill your enemies and blow up their navy. That’s an infantile view of war that MAGA is pushing to trick Americans. The point of war is to use force to extract political concessions from your enemy that benefit you on the world stage. Trump has been unable to translate his military success into a SINGLE political concession from Iran. Not one. This is a failed war. The Strait is closed. Iran won’t even negotiate. The enriched uranium is still in Iran with their blueprints stored in the Cloud. So enter Scott Jennings. He has claimed weekly that victory is right around the corner with this war… but we have blown past the 4-6 week deadline set by this administration and have failed to get a single concession. So I asked the simple question: “Can you name a single political concession we have gotten from Iran?” He couldn’t answer. Never forget the weakness he showed when he had no answer for Trump’s mistakes.

When Trump pulled out of the international nuclear agreement with Tehran in 2018, Iran lacked even a single bomb's worth of uranium. Since then, it accumulated 22,000 pounds of enriched uranium. @BlackiLi @WilliamJBroad nytimes.com/interactive/20…

BREAKING: Iran says war with US will 'likely' resume 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.news/o4g2s6?update=…

BREAKING: US low-cost airline Spirit Airlines shuts down as jet fuel prices soar 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.news/o4g2s6?update=…

WOW: here’s an email showing how a USCIS staffer was ordered to include claims in the TPS terminations that had zero empirical evidence. She put her objections in writing to ensure that there would be written proof and because she knew it would open the up to lawsuits.

NEW: Trump says the U.S. will take over Cuba "almost immediately." “On the way back from Iran we'll have one of our big, maybe the USS Abraham Lincoln aircraft carrier, come in, stop about 100 yards offshore and they'll say, 'Thank you very much, we give up.'"

@nicksortor I can imagine MAGA if Biden did this over one of your demonstrations. I used to hate what I considered self-created drama from Dems., like Pelosi ripping the papers behind Trump as he spoke. Congrats. The Republicans are now worse.

🚨 LMFAO! President Trump just brutally MOGGED the anti-ICE May Day protestors in DC by BUZZING THEM in Marine One The pass was so low that it totally drowned out their microphones. Which resulted in them SCREAMING and flipping off the sky 🤣 What a LEGEND 🇺🇸

TWEEPS: Gas just spiked to around $4.39, one of the biggest jumps we’ve seen, and working Americans are the ones paying for it. And cowardly Republicans are letting this happen. I need 1,000 fast RTs and replies using #TrumpsGasCrisis Please and thank you! 🙏💪

Every citizen can already get a low cost IRA from literally any brokerage company.

@Mike_Pence What do you expect Dems to do when Republicans put our country in so much debt for wars of choice, DC monuments ect but have nothing for social programs to make American lives better? And I’ve never been a Democrat.

The National Debt Now Exceeds the Size of the American Economy. Get ready for Democrats to clamor for higher taxes. But as Reagan said, “the problem is not that people are taxed too little, the problem is that government spends too much" For our children and grandchildren, Republicans must lead the way, back to a Balanced Federal Budget, with fiscal discipline and reform. If we don’t, no one will.

Louisiana’s GOP governor just declared a STATE OF EMERGENCY to CANCEL an election. Not for a storm — but to redraw maps so he can ERASE a historically Black district. They’re not even hiding it. MAGA is rigging elections to silence YOU.