Canopy of Comedy

@beardandbible @OhThatJustinLev

Daughter finally gets out of bed and says "Look Mum I'm doing a handstand!" Pray for daughter. And me.

someone save miggeldy before he's devoured!!

We should have a big 5k when this is all over and see who was bluffing

@Dave_B24 @ItsGillen

@CanopyOfComedy @ItsGillen Well played

If you have a gorge garden or a lovely balcony to enjoy the good weather, take a moment before you complain about the people who might not be so privileged and have no other alternative but to use a public park.

@Dave_B24 @ItsGillen YOU sir, didn’t allow enough social distancing between your tweets

Covid is tough for everyone but more for people who don't have the luxury of space. Judgemental tweets don't help anyone and there are SO many atm. Compassion AND social distancing will get us though this pandemic. Omg thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

@MallowNews Winners receive a Salad.. but no friends

With the weather getting better, and live performance at a halt, wouldn't it be great if supermarkets could pay local musicians to entertain those queuing outside? Win-win for everyone!

#MondayMotivation: 👍The key to success is to focus on goals, not obstacles.

Dr Seuss writing BBC headlines.

RuPaul as fracking rigs: a thread

@MommaUnfiltered @dvntownsend

@gmnrec Like Bart Simpson as a dog!

Trump totally winging it - like a drunk telling a barman about his day; "I'm the king of ventilators, it's hard to get aroused, it's like a rocket ship, I only read this article about myself 48 times, millions of people would have died, get me another bourbon..." #TrumpPressConf

@ChryslerReal He’s bollock naked, arms folded, with his reflection in the door mirror.. Bet he’s stood there trying to distract her on purpose 😂 ‘Here honey, I’ve something you can trim’

THE INFINITY STONES WERE HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT

@ben_rosen Where's the lie?