Steve

27 posts

Steve

@CansAndBansV13

Man Yooing and Red Devilling expert. I’ve got Cristian Ronaldo cleaning my boots. I don’t tolerate foul and abusive language

Katılım Mayıs 2026

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Steve@CansAndBansV13·11m

@BenThatchers What you doing that for?

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Ben Thatchers Elbow@BenThatchers·32m

Getting married tomorrow, lads. Should be a laugh in a full suit at 27 degrees.

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Steve@CansAndBansV13·1h

Quick check of the location. Yep

𝐄𝐉@Cityzen_Jnr

Our parade Their parade

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Steve@CansAndBansV13·1h

@MerelyDarren Yes. Don’t do it, it’s very bad for you. But great fun

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Darren@MerelyDarren·1h

@CansAndBansV13 Any tips on drinking Weston’s?

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Steve@CansAndBansV13·18h

New to this malarkey. Any tips on making great mates?

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Steve@CansAndBansV13·3h

@gary302 Yes if you promise not to thump me

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Gary Thompson@gary302·3h

@CansAndBansV13 Can we be friends pal?

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Steve@CansAndBansV13·12h

Cunt this fella

Piers Morgan@piersmorgan

Absolutely pathetic. Why the hell did we give Arteta a contract before the season even finished? This will be his 12th League loss of the season, after spending £250m in 2yrs. That would normally get an Arsenal manager the sack not a bloody new deal.

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Steve@CansAndBansV13·13h

@steven67hartley You jinxed it!!!😂😂

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Steve Hartley@steven67hartley·13h

@CansAndBansV13 🤦‍♂️x.com/i/status/20557…

Steve Hartley@steven67hartley

@CansAndBansV12 I'm surprised you're not on V13 yet 🤦‍♂️🤣

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Steve@CansAndBansV13·18h

Well Twitter is being its usual mongy self and it’s not allowing me to follow anyone. What a time to be a fucking live

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Steve@CansAndBansV13·13h

@onioncityblues @scottredmanc2 Paedophile

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Onion City Blues@onioncityblues·1d

@scottredmanc2 Cockney bastard 😃

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Onion City Blues@onioncityblues·2d

They travelled all the way from London to Brighton just to sing about City 😎

MUFC Away Days@mufcaways_

Your cheating days are over 🇾🇪

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Steve@CansAndBansV13·14h

@JDanial89 @MrJamesMahon It’s actually a good tattoo too as far as football tattoos go

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JDanial17@JDanial89·14h

@MrJamesMahon Deserved for the stupidity really. Just get the club badge ffs.

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Steve@CansAndBansV13·15h

Retard

Cris@UtdCris_

its really not a surprise no top club in Europe ever comes in for bruno even with the £60m release clause he only gets linked to saudi only utd fans put him on a pedestal and rates him as world class

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Steve@CansAndBansV13·15h

@Bud_1990 Thanks for the tip pal. I’ll take it on board

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Bud 🪐@Bud_1990·15h

@CansAndBansV13 Just be respectful and you’ll be fine id imagine

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Steve@CansAndBansV13·15h

Add fluent in utter shite to your bio pal

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Steve@CansAndBansV13·15h

@japp88 Looks like she’s never had any issues with food before

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Mark.@japp88·2d

Same way as everyone else, tip up the tube? 🤷

Jokes UK 🔞@jokesuk

How the fuck is she getting to the bottom of the Pringles?

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Steve@CansAndBansV13·15h

@MarkyT_MUFC We move pal. Can’t keep a monumental cunt down

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Mark Thorley 🔰 🇾🇪@MarkyT_MUFC·15h

@CansAndBansV13 Oh dear, been bagged?

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Steve@CansAndBansV13·16h

@NotVinnie17 100% pal

NotVinnie17@NotVinnie17·16h

@CansAndBansV13 have you grown up yet?

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Steve@CansAndBansV13·16h

@StreetwisestuV2 Bad grasses pal. Or my lad could have caused it because he unlocked my phone on Sunday and tweeted a load of nonsense!

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Stuart Hamnett@StreetwisestuV2·16h

@CansAndBansV13 No way. What the fuck has happened now 🤣🤣🤣🙈

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Steve@CansAndBansV13·16h

@DenzelHuck The amount of try hard cunts banging on about Bruno is staggering. We’d be fucked without him

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Steve@CansAndBansV13·16h

@Big_Andrew1 I could have been one of a thousand things. Must have said some rum shit on Sunday

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Big Andy@Big_Andrew1·16h

@CansAndBansV13 What did you do this time?

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Steve@CansAndBansV13·16h

@anthonyewbank Occupational hazard innit. Bans come and go. Just a pain setting up new accounts

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MUFC689908@anthonyewbank·16h

@CansAndBansV13 What happened to v12? 👀 wanna see you abuse some berts

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MUFC689908@anthonyewbank·16h

@CansAndBansV13 good afternoon you paedophile

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Steve@CansAndBansV13·17h

@Roi7Le Disgusting thing to say

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FkinAda@Roi7Le·17h

Paedophile.

Steve@CansAndBansV13

New to this malarkey. Any tips on making great mates?

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@BenThatchers @MerelyDarren @gary302 @steven67hartley @onioncityblues @scottredmanc2 @JDanial89 @MrJamesMahon