Alphonse/Cap official for real

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Alphonse/Cap official for real

Alphonse/Cap official for real

@CapAlphonse

Arcane Dragon, Shrine Guardian, Butler

Avalonnia Katılım Nisan 2023
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Alphonse/Cap official for real
Tonight in the Manor, Amalia: I’M GOING TO GET THIS EDITED TONIGHT IF I HAVE TO STAY UP TILL SUNRISE Power grid: hold my beer Amalia: RAAAAAAAAAAAA Cap: whelp, guess you’ll just have to go to bed then Amalia: F THAT I’M PLAYING TOMADACHI LIFE
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Alphonse/Cap official for real@CapAlphonse·
Cap: *totally doesn’t laugh Amalia: whaaaaat Cap: *still definitely not laughing Amalia, near tears: why are you laughing at meeee… the grim reaper was after me but I just wanted a hotdog…
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Alphonse/Cap official for real@CapAlphonse·
This morning at the Manor, *Amalia slept in so late the butler had to wake her Amalia: mmm mmmm mmm Amalia: mmm mumble mmm going Amalia: mmm where are we going…. Cap: we aren’t going anywhere, what can i get you for lunch? Amalia, very sad: I wanted a hotdog but it was $4
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Alphonse/Cap official for real@CapAlphonse·
Tonight at the Manor, Amalia: Octopus monster girls could shoot ink instead of milk out of their tits. It’d be hot. Amalia: Ink tits… Cap: *just… gives up & dies
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Alphonse/Cap official for real@CapAlphonse·
Today in the Manor, Amalia, echoing through the halls during lunch: bah bah…. bah bah bah- Cap: You good? Amalia: BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH! Cap:
GIF
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Alphonse/Cap official for real@CapAlphonse·
Tonight at the manor: Amalia: we ended stream tonight with more hours on the clock than we started, now at 177. Cap: what can I🎶 Amalia: shut it Cap: say except 🎶 Amalia: SHUT UP Cap: I Called It🎶
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Alphonse/Cap official for real@CapAlphonse·
Just now she pulled it off the shelf to use for the first time. After struggling for a few moments to make it work she, I kid you not, pointed the thing straight at her own face and tried squeezing the top to make it spray again. Help me. Somebody.
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Alphonse/Cap official for real@CapAlphonse·
Tonight at the Manor: This is a true account of an event that just happened. No exaggeration. No falsification. We had recently been to pick up @AmaliaSolaris ‘s prescription. On our way to the pharmacy desk she spotted an aerosol can of popcorn butter, and had to have it. -
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Tonight at the Manor, Cap: ok so we need to leave for the midnight showing in… 3 hours or so. Amalia: … Amalia: *pause Amalia: *gear grinding noises Amalia: Yes. Because midnight is at 12 not 10. Someone save me…
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Alphonse/Cap official for real@CapAlphonse·
Today in the Manor, Amalia has just informed me she needs me to go through decades of horrific trauma and turn into a monster man in order to contribute properly to the aesthetic she’s trying to cultivate.
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Tonight at the Manor, Cap: *fetches lunch *walks dog 10x *prunes out in the sun *cleans 2 litterboxes *cooks dinner Amalia: wah wah listen to my dream about getting adopted by a hot italian daddy with a maid…
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Alphonse/Cap official for real@CapAlphonse·
Today in the Manor, Amalia: Krystal from starfox is just like Leon Kennedy, I’ve seen them both in bikinis frfr
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Tonight, out of the Manor again, Cap: Watch yourself, don’t fall into the street (Amalia had been drinking). Amalia: I’m!… … Gay!
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Part 2 Amalia in a deep(ish) voice: Brother Titus! This one requires a chili dog! Amalia: *mimes making a chili dog Amalia: For the Emperor! Amalia: This one does not want onions! Amalia: Titus! Onions are heresy!
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Today out of the Manor, Amalia proving her warhammer knowledge (or lack thereof): Space Marines need a way to bring home money to their male wives after the war. They should have a hotdog stand! Amalia: Space Marine Slice-of-life Yaoi Hotdog stand!
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