Alphonse/Cap official for real

Amalia: wah wah wah I love dad jokes lololol Amalia when Cap tells a dad joke:

Today in the Manor, Amalia: I miss my whale mife 😭😭😭

Tonight in the Manor, Amalia: I’M GOING TO GET THIS EDITED TONIGHT IF I HAVE TO STAY UP TILL SUNRISE Power grid: hold my beer Amalia: RAAAAAAAAAAAA Cap: whelp, guess you’ll just have to go to bed then Amalia: F THAT I’M PLAYING TOMADACHI LIFE

Cap: *totally doesn’t laugh Amalia: whaaaaat Cap: *still definitely not laughing Amalia, near tears: why are you laughing at meeee… the grim reaper was after me but I just wanted a hotdog…

This morning at the Manor, *Amalia slept in so late the butler had to wake her Amalia: mmm mmmm mmm Amalia: mmm mumble mmm going Amalia: mmm where are we going…. Cap: we aren’t going anywhere, what can i get you for lunch? Amalia, very sad: I wanted a hotdog but it was $4

Tonight at the Manor, Amalia: Octopus monster girls could shoot ink instead of milk out of their tits. It’d be hot. Amalia: Ink tits… Cap: *just… gives up & dies

Today in the Manor, Amalia, echoing through the halls during lunch: bah bah…. bah bah bah- Cap: You good? Amalia: BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH! Cap:

Tonight at the manor: Amalia: we ended stream tonight with more hours on the clock than we started, now at 177. Cap: what can I🎶 Amalia: shut it Cap: say except 🎶 Amalia: SHUT UP Cap: I Called It🎶

Just now she pulled it off the shelf to use for the first time. After struggling for a few moments to make it work she, I kid you not, pointed the thing straight at her own face and tried squeezing the top to make it spray again. Help me. Somebody.

Tonight at the Manor: This is a true account of an event that just happened. No exaggeration. No falsification. We had recently been to pick up @AmaliaSolaris ‘s prescription. On our way to the pharmacy desk she spotted an aerosol can of popcorn butter, and had to have it. -

@AmaliaSolaris You WAHT???

I left da stove on.

@AmaliaSolaris But neither do you…..

Clearly, you don't own an airfryer.

The look @AmaliaSolaris gives you when you interrupt her day off

Tonight at the Manor, Cap: ok so we need to leave for the midnight showing in… 3 hours or so. Amalia: … Amalia: *pause Amalia: *gear grinding noises Amalia: Yes. Because midnight is at 12 not 10. Someone save me…

Today in the Manor,

Today in the Manor, Amalia has just informed me she needs me to go through decades of horrific trauma and turn into a monster man in order to contribute properly to the aesthetic she’s trying to cultivate.

Tonight at the Manor, Cap: *fetches lunch *walks dog 10x *prunes out in the sun *cleans 2 litterboxes *cooks dinner Amalia: wah wah listen to my dream about getting adopted by a hot italian daddy with a maid…

Today in the Manor, Amalia: Krystal from starfox is just like Leon Kennedy, I’ve seen them both in bikinis frfr

Tonight, out of the Manor again, Cap: Watch yourself, don’t fall into the street (Amalia had been drinking). Amalia: I’m!… … Gay!

Part 2 Amalia in a deep(ish) voice: Brother Titus! This one requires a chili dog! Amalia: *mimes making a chili dog Amalia: For the Emperor! Amalia: This one does not want onions! Amalia: Titus! Onions are heresy!

Today out of the Manor, Amalia proving her warhammer knowledge (or lack thereof): Space Marines need a way to bring home money to their male wives after the war. They should have a hotdog stand! Amalia: Space Marine Slice-of-life Yaoi Hotdog stand!