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I finally made a somewhat respectable post about creating custom funko pops if anyones interested
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Captain Jimothy Carter
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Captain Jimothy Carter
@CapJamesCarter
Peggy Carter and Comic Clint Barton are my role models. Hella Steggy shipper to my soulmate couple.
He\him, they/them Katılım Mayıs 2020
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i soak my beans and cook my rice but my health insurance is still $1,000 a month
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Shout out to them for not forgetting the piss yellow filter from the scene
Red ‼️@redderrhetoric
Bros allergic to not aura farming every five seconds
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We have a GOT show that aired in 2026
Does it look like this?
Medieval Diesel@TimothyEveland
If Game of Thrones was filmed in 2026.
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Zohran Mamdani turning a prison into a nonprofit grocery store says everything...less punishment, more basic needs. That’s the direction politics should go!!!!
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So let me get this straight: Data centers get the clean, fresh water, and we get to drink the cancer water. How much more dystopian can this fucked up country get?
The Washington Post@washingtonpost
Breaking news: The EPA proposed repealing limits on four types of “forever chemicals” in drinking water. The proposal would end the Biden-era restrictions on four PFAS compounds and give utilities more time to comply with limits on two others. wapo.st/3PAD2lM
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this is the funniest authors note i’ve ever read 😭
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“Doubling my taxes won’t help anybody,” says man sitting next to the literal rocket ship he personally owns.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Bezos on CNBC: "You could double the taxes I pay, and it's not gonna help that teacher in Queens. I promise you."
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It is completely insane that we had two teenagers try their best to do a one-for-one replica of one of the deadliest racist mass shootings in history, and somehow it is not the biggest story in the country right now
AZ Intel@AZ_Intel_
Cain Clark, 17, and Caleb Velasquez, 18, live-streamed their attack at the Islamic Center of San Diego yesterday. New photos were obtained via the California Post. Additionally, a small clip of the livestream circulated which showed Cain Clark fatally shooting himself. (Which is from the 3rd screenshot) Both attackers shot and killed 3 people before killing themselves.
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why? who cares? does your mom put a limit on how many movies you can watch in a year? do you have to save em up?
stale cooper@stalecooper
you must resist the urge to see the new trendy horror movie that everyone is telling you you "have to" see. simply wait one (1) calendar year and see if anyone recalls it at all fondly (they won't) and watch it then (you don't have to).
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all these jobs understaffed af but got “now hiring” signs and dont be hiring shit. why is it still only two ppl working and ya sign been up for 3 months?
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A white guy can do the worst thing ever and the headline will still open with a compliment
New York Post@nypost
Successful NC brewery forced to rebrand after owner, 44, charged with raping 13-year-old girl trib.al/8TC32S5
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Speaking of food banks….school is about to end and a bunch of kids eat their only meals in school. Donate to your local food bank. Thanks.
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Ian McKellan telling Sean Astin (Sam) to hold Elijah Woods (Frodo) hand in Rivendell because Sam holds Frodos hand in the books when he learns Frodo is alright and Ian knew that "might be missed by two resolutely heterosexual actors" that the touch could be at all meaningful
m@bigllittlelies
it’s actually crazy how differently straight people consume media because their brains aren’t trained to recognize queer subtext and they will look at you dead in the eyes and ask you what the hell are you talking about
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Oh please. It was embarrassing for me to be pulled out of class everyday for speech therapy. But not as embarrassing as being an adult with a lisp so sometimes you gotta choose the embarrassing
Kevin McLeod@bannon1975
When a child is put in the lowest reading group, they usually know it. The name of the group doesn't fool anyone. The Butterflies. The Robins. The Stars. Children are very good at working out which group has the hardest books. And they carry the information about which one they're in for years. We designed a system that sorts children in plain sight and then wondered why some of them stopped trying.
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Yesterday they confirmed the chick is male so we finally have confirmation that he is their fat chud son after all
GemmaBee 🦔@gemmabeepo
it’s raining and both parents are just standing around. Shelter your kid at least!
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