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Captain_Keyes
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why did this drawing i made in one hour get more likes than the one that took me 3 days ￣へ￣
reno²⁶@renoperuano
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Markiplier being reincarnated as Jacksepticeye, in 4K.
(I first didn't realize a new video was playing bc Mark's video was cut so suddenly, help 💀)
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@AlHendiify I really want people to know that native plants can and should be grown on a lawn. it will be hella better than patchy half dead grass and weed infested rocks
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Native plants will always look superior to lawns and fad bushes.
Austin 🇻🇦@anod0s
2 years later
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@bxeanzz (Do people really cut when they are bored)
Well, uh. I do it in private but uh... I have excoriation disorder
For those who don't look it up. It's basically a stress response of picking at your own skin, in my case, the fingers
It's not bloody, but the calluses are evident
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I like to imagine a day in the future where post irony humor is wraps around into genuine humor. A day when some old head will say "what the sigma" and laugh their dentures out with the other old heads. meanwhile our grandchildren are completely clueless
memes to save@MemesToSave
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@rioserenity_ Captain keyes is from my favorite game, Halo: Combat Evolved. But back when I chose it, Captain keyes wasn’t too well known so it was pretty good candidate as a username as a reference to a beloved game I hold dear that isn’t too direct
Only the real ones can recognize it
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industrial blast furnace...
extra lettuce🔞| 🏳️🌈🐎HORSEGURLSUPREME🐎🌈@clrcusclrcus
Need more objectum talk beyond computers and laptops....... more big machines!!!!!!
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The Difference is that they actually have character and are genuinely enjoyable to be with. Also you forgot Demoman from TF2
csAlfredo@That_CS_Alfredo
Everybody a racist until one of these dudes mentioned
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What the actual fuck are these sayings
Cotton 🏳️⚧️@14c53l
Butter my butt and call me a biscuit
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@DocStrangelove2 im sorry that is too funny to watch. its like watching a slot machine vomit coins
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Someone said "piss miku" on my last piece so i made a neru chart
also thanks for 300 followers 🌹
#akitaNeru #亞北ネル
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idk how this became a trend, but the return of elegant outfits is very welcome
very strange girl@oddcrittergirl
I hate the demonization of maids. They should be known for their wholesomeness, elegance, and classiness
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fungus of instant uncontrollable rage
Redd@ReddCinema
If you think Gordon Ramsay is hard on mfs watch Bar Rescue to see the real demon
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@MomoMomone_en How the hell is this woman able to hold that 50 cal rifle. and manage the recoil. truly a momo moment
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