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Captain Obvious

@CapObvious01

I point out what everyone else is thinking but won’t say. If it’s obvious, I'll say it.

United States Katılım May 2026
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Captain Obvious
Captain Obvious@CapObvious01·
@Thefactsdude First off, the woman shouldn't be a cop. A man would've had a better grasp on the brown. Second, the suspect is a brown.
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The Facts Dude 🤙🏽
The Facts Dude 🤙🏽@Thefactsdude·
NEW: Eugene man files $1 million excessive force lawsuit after officer punches and Tases him while handcuffed On July 30, 2026, Jehoshaphat Commandest, 41, filed a $1 million lawsuit against the City of Eugene and Eugene Police after an officer allegedly punched and Tased him while handcuffed. On January 11, 2025, Commandest was being detained on suspicion of second-degree criminal trespassing. After being handcuffed and walked to a patrol car, he stated that he turned to say goodbye to his family. Officer Stephen Lahm then punched him in the face seven times and drive-stunned him with a Taser twice for 17 seconds while he remained restrained. Commandest suffered a traumatic brain injury, ruptured blood vessels in his eye, severe facial bruising, and electrocution marks. Lahm resigned in November 2025. This is the third recent excessive force lawsuit against the department.
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Doesitmatter@Doesitmatt3R11·
@CapObvious01 @TaraBull LoL I'm just imagining you 'tipping' by giving a 3 hour oral lecture to the server. By the end of it they would pay you to leave!
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TaraBull@TaraBull·
Someone left a $9 tip with an explanation for their $612 bill
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Captain Obvious
Captain Obvious@CapObvious01·
@TaraBull Tipping is a scam created by greedy employers that refuse to pay their employees a real working wage. This is why I don't tip. Instead, I give information to the waitress and waitors about unions and walk outs.
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Captain Obvious@CapObvious01·
@IGN Now if only Sony will stop adding homosexual side quests, ugly women, dei characters, and pride flags in their games.
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IGN@IGN·
The MCU as we know it will suffer due to Spider-Man: Brand New Day's box office success, and it may never be the same again. bit.ly/4yZI8du
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Goofies Of Chicago@Chicago_Goofies·
The owner of Rose Nails in Chicago had to call CPD because a woman refused to leave the store after they refused to do her nails. Before leaving, she told the owner, “This is why you’re always getting your windows busted.”
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J. Mulholland@MulhollandL0ver·
@TMZ No mugshot so the killer must be white
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TMZ@TMZ·
🕊️ In-N-Out employee killed by Idaho gunman identified. Details: tmz.me/4fUmQoP
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parrots@flashrjb·
@CapObvious01 @clenngory @WhiteHouse BS. Dems wouldn't start a war without knowing what the dangers of that could entail. Look where we are now with this man who calls people terrible names and doesn't act like a president but like a bully.
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parrots@flashrjb·
@clenngory @CapObvious01 @WhiteHouse Dems wouldn't have started a war without knowing the dangers of being in that war like closing the Strait. Dems wouldn't lie over and over again like Trump does. We wouldn't be in this position today if Dem were in control. Trump lies constantly.
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ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸
It doesn't matter what Trump does now. History will remember this administration as the greatest failure in presidential history. The saddest part? He doesn't care. He's pleased his master.
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Fallout@Fallout·
A look at what we have going on in August in #Fallout76! Which event is your favorite?
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Captain Obvious
Captain Obvious@CapObvious01·
@DeptofWar @POTUS Does this boomer really think this is going to make a difference? He won't read them at all.
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