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All yall other reviewers can go home now. "Say what you will about Charles Manson, he really empowered women to pursue excellence in traditionally male-dominated fields." @CaitlinPacific bit.ly/316ztoE

A couple pics from yesterday's shoot. Thx @GoRemy @AstronautJones1 @CapSouth ! Screening as part of my one human show at @CapitalFringe! capitalfringe.org/event/what-ive… #CapFringe19

[Award show writers: presenter pablum starter kit] "We're here tonight to present [AWARD]. The nominees in this category are as distinctive as [ARTFORM] itself. But they all share one thing in common: [TRITE GENERALIZATION]" #Oscar2019 #Oscars #AcademyAwards

Gonna call Emilia Clarke’s dragons joke worst of night #Oscars⁠ ⁠ #oscars19 #oscars2019⁠ ⁠

They put Makeup and Hairstyling back on the telecast, and the winners came up with: *listlessly reads from napkin* #Oscars2019

A real sentence from 2019: "In fact, he never partnered or worked with the egg in any sort of official capacity, and the egg has since blocked him on Instagram. The egg confirmed via Instagram direct message that it did not partner with anyone." bit.ly/2UtS7DG #EggGang

You know you've been on the Hill too long when you see the acronym "AOC" and immediately think "Architect of the Capitol"

“I’ve been blinded by my mother’s toxic love” one of the best lines from @maniacnetflix (not spoken by Jonah Hill-as-Icelandic-diplomat-refugee-from-Dr. Strangelove)

"'New Amsterdam' makes it clear this isn’t just going to be a regular medical drama. This is going to be a very, very dumb medical drama." So...based on the previews...truth in advertising? bit.ly/2ImTS0q @kvanaren @vulture

I've got all the time in the world for this Widows | Official Trailer [HD] | 20th Century FOX bit.ly/2N5ZsWD via

I love ya @IncredibleCulk (and Starship Troopers) but for someone having seen it "hundreds and hundreds of times" you open with two misattributed quotes to Commander Rasczak (Michael Ironside)...hint: he never calls Rico "Johnny" bit.ly/2N5ortk @vulture @AbrissErik

One day we'll look back and remember that chefs voluntarily used "tomato water" as an ingredient, and there wasn't a drought or a nuclear winter or handmaid's tale situation or anything

One day we'll look back and remember that chefs voluntarily used "tomato water" as an ingredient, and there wasn't a drought or a nuclear winter or handmaid's tale situation or anything

"Cocktails for a Cause" is supposed to be a contest, but...there's no way to vote! What gives? bit.ly/2N6uuNV @bestbitesblog @washingtonian

"[N]o one ever refers to ['Coming to America'] as an African-American movie. Ever. Yet it has three speaking parts for white people. Every other speaking role is an African-American.” --John Landis bit.ly/2Ko2IeB?

In retrospect, Toy Story was the world's most entertaining investor pitch "The fate of [Pixar] largely hinged on the success of its first major motion picture...and the IPO that would follow the very next week." bit.ly/2HPGIXX via @ringer

The #StanleyCaps! #ALLCAPS #StanleyCup

#RussianMachineDidntBreak #ALLCAPS #StanleyCup

Rocking Game 4 of #CapsBolts Series at THE WALLET aka @CapitalOneArena @Laughlin18 @dcsportsbog @ScottSAllen @moneymetalcakes @JunksRadio @EBJunkies @matt_valdez @GlassJoeJP

"[S]ome moments here are so heavily on the nose that viewers will end up with a deviated septum." ‘Fahrenheit 451’ Should Be the Movie We Need Right Now, and Maybe That’s the Problem bit.ly/2It8Tgw @ringer @brofromanother