James Crenn
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James Crenn
@CapnCrenn
Champion of @SpinnerofLies. “Know how you know the underworld is the best world? Every world has an underworld.” Layout: @UroborosMortem

@CapnCrenn Do you think it would be annoying for everyone else?


More tiny progress Front of the Carapace with the darker blue

"Depressed? Please. Depression is an organic malfunction. I have rid myself of such weaknesses."

"Mischief? Feh. Humans are such simple minded creatures."

i wonder what its like to get ate out...

"Let me get this straight. Humans have a holiday specifically about lying?"


((I'm so glad superheroes are actually allowed to do superheroing in movies nowadays, lol. Before we barely got any scenes of them actually saving people. 😭

“This…day of fools…it’s a day for heretics ???…”

Such an opportunistic strategy ... How human.

"Ah, but doesn't that sound like a rather unfair trade? This lovely voice of mine is something I share with many people after all."

"We should work on it, yes. Perhaps over a glass of whiskey and a good conversation?"

@CapnCrenn "I do believe that the machine is broken, since I do actually like the charming pirate."


pussy too tight, ass too bouncy, tits too perky, face too beautiful; they'll kill me

Pros and cons of being in a party with Cy. Pros: Very high quest completion. Discounts on items. Less expenses, as Cy doesn't eat or drink. Cons: You will always be horny. High monster encounter rate. Cy is a bitch.






