Capitol Steps

@steveinashland @taradublinrocks @TuckerCarlson Or perhaps F*cker Narlson of Tox Cues? But we'd let you whip those flerds yourself.

@taradublinrocks @TuckerCarlson If the @capsteps were still writing songs, @TuckerCarlson would be known as Cucker Tarlson.

Traitorous Tucker Carlson openly adds "racist misogynist" to his CV along with being a compromised Russian asset. Yes, I said that, @TuckerCarlson. Tell me I'm wrong, I can wait while you keep treasoning live on Fox News #TuckyoRose #TraitorTucker #PutinsPuppet

@MATTatACA @rshawreds @ACAConnects We didn't throw you off....you were roughly lead off by the authorities. Your free-style rap about cable connectivity & broadband transition was clever, but FILTHY!

@rshawreds Very sad to see. The @CapSteps brought a lot of fun, joy and perspective to DC, and we loved having them at least twice at @ACAConnects. This was in 2015 in DC before they threw me off the stage!

Man, I loved when I got to see their show. Was so fun to laugh at whatever was current in this town. Not possible these days. washingtonpost.com/magazine/2022/…

In a final fit of self-promotion.....if you miss us, what better time to order the last of our CDs before they're gone? washingtonpost.com/magazine/2022/…

@iowahawkblog You just made a very powerful enemy, car boy!

To be fair, if I was a college student I would probably protest a campus show by the Capitol Steps as grossly offensive to the very idea of comedy

not everybody is prepared to handle the edgy, transgressive, in-your-face political fringe comedy of <checks notes> The Capitol Steps twitter.com/HotlineJosh/st…

Only two days left to get your hands on some one-of-a-kind art!

@1AcidBase1 @ClaytonOpera Afraid it won't be happening....😞

@Capsteps @ClaytonOpera I miss them all the way from NE. I remember Dan Blather Rathering, and ... I didn't bunk fliology, but boy do I miss them! Do you think there is any chance they will get back together now that things (might be) are opening up? I've been crossing my fingers.

We miss being with you @ClaytonOpera! Hope everybody is doing well.

Do you dream of owning original artwork used by the Capitol Steps? If so, you need to seek help immediately! (Just kidding) Actually you are in luck! Check out these offerings from deep in the Capitol Steps archives. ebay.com/str/capitolste…

@Book_Em_Dano_83 Chelsea's was the club. It was a bit cramped to say the least. Seating was often described as "flying coach to Calcutta."

@Capsteps This breaks my heart. First saw you all in 1994 in that little club in Georgetown. Have been to see you with my family, friends, relatives. Will seriously miss you guys.

News from Capitol Steps HQ....

Mark Russell allows himself the briefest of smiles, and slowly crosses off another name on his yellowed, handwritten list.

After pardoning a turkey named Corn, President Trump then added, "Okay...now you do me."

@EricMasten @wolfblitzer We did do a Wolf Blitzer song to "Moon River", but as you know he was not the scud stud.

I'm reminded of the (VERY) old @capsteps reference to @wolfblitzer as the 'Scud Stud'...

Hallelujah, it's finally over!!!! Congratulations to.....wait....what? Oh.....never mind.

Peace in the Middle East? You know what that means.....

This is very funny! And, therefore, we are jealous....

Joe Biden is bound to lose support in the LGBTQ community if he continues to wear a white mask after Labor Day. #FashionFauxPas

Nancy Pelosi violated California restrictions by having her hair done in a closed salon. Meanwhile, across the pond, Boris Johnson may have violated London restrictions by having his hair done by a toddler with pointy scissors on a roller coaster during a lightning storm.

#ReconcileTheAisle EP121: Comedy on Capitol Hill with Mark Eaton of The Capitol Steps @Capsteps @laurenlogi radiomisfits.com/rta121/

Steve Bannon has been arrested on fraud & money laundering charges. When asked how they know he committed fraud, investigators replied, "because he's a POLITICAL FUNDRAISER!" #Charlatans #SnakeOilSalesman #Grifters