Captain CookieBat

@HumanityChad I love it. She's like a modern day Sacajawea.

Japanese singer Aika has captured hearts worldwide with her remarkable journey. ❤️ She first went viral performing emotional covers, including the heartfelt "Secret Base ~Kimi ga Kureta Mono~," on Japan's bustling streets while carrying her baby securely on her back. Balancing motherhood and music with sheer determination, her raw sidewalk performances resonated deeply, symbolizing "mom strength" and no-excuses passion. Her persistence has now led to a major breakthrough: Aika performed the same song on a professional stage for the TV show Geneki Kaou ~Diva~ (Episode 1, BS Fuji). From humble busking to national spotlight, Aika proves dreams thrive alongside responsibithe nationallities.

@YorchTorchGames I believe the great Al Bundy said it best. "Pretty women make us buy beer! Ugly women make us drink beer!"

Beauty in game design isn't vanity. It's vision. Great character design elevates the entire experience: it makes the world feel worth saving, the story worth following. The market never stopped rewarding beauty. Western AAA studios decided to stop offering it.

@Kneon Very cute. This isn't going to make Palworld suck any less.

🚨 NEW VIDEO! 🚨 Nintendo Patent REVOKED by the U.S. Government! Palworld Will WIN Now?! youtube.com/watch?v=JPoTXU… Nintendo just had its patent for the game mechanic that allows you to summon a minion to do battle for you REVOKED by the U.S. Patent Office! This could be a HUGE…

@zundamotisuki If you're not pissing off leftists, you're not doing your job right.

今海外で拡散中の高市総理の演説 移民を増やすのではなく、日本の子供を多く持つことが日本の人口減少を解決する鍵だと述べ、日本文化を尊重しない外国人を批判しました 左翼のグローバリスト達は怒り狂い、彼女の話を遮って発言を止めようとしたと海外で話題に

@BananaJuju_ The man's name is LARRY FINK. That's the kind of name a villain from an 80s cartoon would have!

As expected .... Seems like we were the real Wokes after all. Monkey always preached "don't be a sheep" !

@GundamIsHere I bet all of you fuckbuckets who bitched about the price of the Switch 2 feel really stupid now, don't you?

It's OVER. Gaming is now officially a "Luxury."

@LocoCocoPopps @GundamIsHere Or you could just go to the arcade and play the Neo Geo for a quarter.

@GundamIsHere Always has been. Neo-geo back in the day was £700

@Dexerto Everyone who bitched about the Switch 2 price can officially go fuck themselves in every single orifice now.

Next-gen PlayStation and Xbox consoles could cost almost $1,000, with console gaming becoming “a luxury expenditure” according to analysts via GamesRadar

@DiscussingFilm Now give us Keanu Reeves as Falco Lombardi!

Glen Powell called and pitched himself to Nintendo and Illumination for the voice of Fox McCloud in ‘THE SUPER MARIO GALAXY MOVIE’. “He explained that we had to understand how deeply he loved the character of Fox McCloud. His dream was one day to be part of a Star Fox movie.” (Source: forbes.com/sites/olliebar…)

@MattTGM14 @YorchTorchGames @SamGreszes @jondelarroz @iloveairbagged And yet here you are, bitching about it.

@CaptCookieBat @YorchTorchGames @SamGreszes @jondelarroz @iloveairbagged He seems to beg for my attention/coverage enough He clearly cares about my take :0

@HighWarlord_Del @GundamIsHere Technically, we already have a Goku Black, but whatever.

@GundamIsHere I wish it was real, and I wish they'd have the balls to make Goku black.

This is going to be a disaster

@MattTGM14 @YorchTorchGames @SamGreszes @jondelarroz @iloveairbagged He's got nothing to prove to you. If you don't like it, don't read it.

@YorchTorchGames @SamGreszes @jondelarroz @iloveairbagged I can sum up those articles as "get ai to do it for you" and save myself the time. And that's assuming you didn't get ai to write them for you as well I'm talking about video content. Come on Yorch, you're a 'cultural icon'. Let's see you conquer youtube next

@FoodPleaser Was it the lunch special?

Paid $7.75 cash for this. Fair or Overpriced?

@LarryBundyJr Zelda 2: The Adventure of Link and Vice: Project Doom on the NES are the first ones to come to mind.

Can anyone think of a game where the twist is YOU are the final boss? Only one that comes to mind for me is Shadow of the Colossus. (Though the bad ending to Resident Evil 9 totally missed an opportunity there)

@YorchTorchGames I miss GamePro and EGM.

Listen IGN, PC Gamer, Polygon and TheGamer, Every post Every meme Every article I put out proves one thing: 'Professional games journalists' are irrelevant. You wish you had this engagement. Accounts like mine are the present and future of gaming. Not woke activists.

@Travelodge_G With enough ketchup, hell yeah.

Honestly would any of you eat this?

Just started Pokemon Legends ZA a week ago, and decided to try my hand at some early fashion. Let me know what you all think.

@YorchTorchGames Yes, it's true. And Demolition Man was a fucking awesome movie that tried to warn us how the world would end up in 2020.

Is this true?

@YorchTorchGames I'd say RE9 is still relevant because; 1. The Switch 2 port looks amazing and shows what the hardware can do. 2. The woke journalists are gooning over Daddy Leon, the hypocrites. 3. All vtubers suffer from arachnophobia.

Is this accurate?

@YorchTorchGames And what, pray tell, is so bad about the Switch 2 as a whole? Because from what I've seen, the Switch 2 has been killing it, aside from the whole Game Key Card debacle. Don't let retards like Nintendeen fool you into thinking Nintendo is some evil failing company.

@CaptCookieBat lol Man, I'm a Nintendo fan but the Switch 2 is not the console we needed or deserved. 2-3 real exclusives don't make a console.

The Nintendo Switch 2 is failing to gain traction. Consoles have been a disaster this generation.