Captain Brian Knauer

@DibbleTiki @NFL @TomPelissero Respect

@CaptKnauer @NFL @TomPelissero I was hitting F5 every minute

Packers signing QB Tyrod Taylor. (via @TomPelissero)

@DibbleTiki @NFL @TomPelissero Oh I bet you were waiting for that

@CaptKnauer @NFL @TomPelissero Triple digit retard

Brice Turang homered → brewers.tv

Jackson Chourio's night: 4 for 4 with a walk. It was loud.

@taze23k @DibbleTiki @NFL @TomPelissero Enjoy Ty Simpson

@CaptKnauer @DibbleTiki @NFL @TomPelissero Bro’s never heard of a joke

The lone bright spot from this evening in St. Louis: Jackson Chourio is 3 for 3, has scalded 3 baseballs and even his takes on competitive pitches are compelling to watch.

@CyrtHogg Does that mean he’s close or is this just a good sign he’s progressing?

Christian Yelich is currently taking hacks on the field with the rest of the team during batting practice.

@DibbleTiki @NFL @TomPelissero I cannot believe this level of retardation got double digit likes

@NFL @TomPelissero They finally got a real QB

Fuck. Greg Jones was going to be fucking solid. Hopefully he stays in the org

Adding some big dawgs to the lineup 😈

@CyrtHogg Dang it

After struggling with his command and velocity in 3 rehab outings, Quinn Priester has been returned from rehab and remains on the injured list.

The bats are BOTH back. Jackson Chourio and Andrew Vaughn have been activated off the IL. Blake Perkins has been optioned and Greg Jones DFA'd.

Today's transactions

For NIL research purposes:

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How about that double top-10 day?

this awesome haha. having the time of my life.

@44ProCustom So cool

🚨NEW GLOVE ALERT🚨 Check out the new gamer worn by Milwaukee’s Jacob Misiorowski during his dominant no hit performance. This glove features a mix of Japanese Kip Leather and Suede plus his signature skull logo.

A historic run for our catcher

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