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🌌 Captain Marvel. Avenger. Leader.
🌠 Half-Human + Half-Kree = Badass.
🌌 Proud owner of a Flerken cat named Chewie.
🌠 Who're you calling OP?
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Carol Danvers
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Carol Danvers
@CaptSparklefist
Captain Marvel. Air Force. Pilot. Avenger. Nerd. // Canon Divergence for Earth-332. // 21+ //
New York E-332 Katılım Ocak 2024
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< Carol threw Jess a smile, she thought they'd make a cute couple too >
Peanut Butter didn't tell me anything, but Goblin Boy was yapping my ear off during the holidays.
If anything, your boss and I might have the same taste, doesn't he think you're hot?
Jessica Drew-O'Hara@SpiderWoman332
And, yes, we have a Strange. But how did you know that? Did PB tell you? She /is/ Miguel's ex, you know. Is that really who you wanna go for?
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her longer!
But we went for coffee and she told me all about her this new dude she was "kinda sorta" seeing...
< Carol shrugged, life happens and you don't get everything you want >
I heard you had a Lady Dr. Strange at HQ, got her number?
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HEL-LO, we are talking about YOU today, Spider-Woman, don't turn this around.
< Carol snorted as Jess shoved her, just like old times. >
Run me over? Still trying to get me on my back? Not going to work!
< No, keep walking Ant-Man, you heard nothing >
Ugh. Don't even, I knew
Jessica Drew-O'Hara@SpiderWoman332
[Jess shoves Carol playfully, like old friends.] Now can we /please/ talk about you? Did you finally make a move on Jones? Seriously, talk about not being over someone, you went after another Jessica.
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Hawkeye, Roger, Prowler, and didn't you and Stark have a thing?
I also realized you have a thing for "baddies"... didn't you say O'Hara was the Green Goblin or something?
< Checkmate. Jess might not see it, but Carol's grin had gotten even bigger. >
Jessica Drew-O'Hara@SpiderWoman332
Gabriel is-- [--all of those things.] Look, okay, Gabriel's a bad example. [Is he though? No. Half of NYC probably just heard her sigh.] I hate you. [She doesn't.] Anyway, he came back recently and I think I'm gonna kick his ass.
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< Carol's already flying to Jess carrying a car >
We didn't work out for OTHER reasons. And it's TOTALLY your type - look at O'Hara, he's a perfect example!
Anyways, this Parker sounds like your type and you caught feels and now you're upset. Reasonably so I'll add.
Jessica Drew-O'Hara@SpiderWoman332
Woah woah woah, that is /so/ not true! [Despite the fact that they are now yelling, she's still trying to add more distance between them!] We didn't work out, 'cause, well, we didn't.
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< Carol is loud and has super hearing, they can continue this conversation for as far and long as possible! >
Because that's your type in men: Younger, sweet as hell and a bottom.
< It's why Jess and Carol didn't work out in the long run >
Jessica Drew-O'Hara@SpiderWoman332
But, yeah, he is. How'd you know?
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laughter >
You miss me THAT much?!
< Was that a jab? Maybe, but Jess could take it easily >
I can't believe you caught feels for a blond Parker. Let me guess, is he younger than you and super sugary sweet?
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Us. We dipped after last Thursday's fight so it's our turn
< Carol sighed and began reviewing what they needed to fix, but that was soon interrupted when Jess mentioned "Peter Parker" >
GIRL. Are you ser--
< Then "Blondie" was uttered and Carol lost it, nearly doubling over in
Jessica Drew-O'Hara@SpiderWoman332
He's a Peter -- don't say it, I already /know/ -- but he goes by Blondie -- again. don't. say it.
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Oof. Did he get intimidated by you and ran off? It's sweet you're even entertaining adding another partner - O'Hara not enough?
< Carol was teasing of course, Gabriel and her sort of made up during the holidays, but she had her own Thoughts about him >
Give me a name!
Jessica Drew-O'Hara@SpiderWoman332
I mean, I guess he technically stood up Gabriel, too. Ugh, even just saying it out loud sounds bad. Can we talk about your love life instead? Any new girlfriends?
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Waffles when we win!
< Carol reached back to pull Jess by her waist and swapped places so Carol could take on the huge swarm heading towards Jess >
What do you mean, this is the best time to talk about our emotions. High stress situations make opening up easier.
Spit it out!
Jessica Drew-O'Hara@SpiderWoman332
A promise. But only after you buy me those waffles you were on about. [Jess glances over her shoulder with a smirk before turning her attention back to the baddies, delivering a roundhouse kick to the one approaching her.] Could we do this later? Maybe with fewer aliens around?
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Is that a promise or one of your spider quips?
< Carol calls out to another Avenger with orders and continues to stay against Jess, the two holding the ground level defense >
Waffles drenched in syrup with bacon does sound good, but instead of deflecting, what's bothering you?
Jessica Drew-O'Hara@SpiderWoman332
Girl, just wait till we're done here-- I'm gonna take you down! [She presses her back against Carol's and sends a group of aliens trapped in her webs flying.] It could always be better. Like, right now, we could be at brunch instead of fighting bad guys.
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I don't think I'd feel it if you did.
< Yes, she's smirking. Carol floats over to Jess and stops once her back is pressed against Jess', sending a wave of energy towards the oncoming wave of aliens >
But it could be better?
Jessica Drew-O'Hara@SpiderWoman332
I don't hit you that hard. Everything's good. As good as it can be.
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Punch the baddies any harder and one might think they were an ex.
@SpiderWoman332, you good?
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📲 Did it hurt typing that.
📲 I'll bring a side dish.
Gabriel O'Hara@FirelightOHara
📲 ha ha ha ha. funny 📲 Thanks, Carol. I appreciate it ........... I am a good man. 📲 So Aunt Miriam is coming to 928B for Turkeyday dinner since it's Gerry first big holiday & we wanted to stay here tomorrow. 📲 You want to come over?
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[Text: O'Hara]
📲 Swallowed your pride to ask me for help? Adorable, you're learning.
📲 She's already been dismissed from Avengers duty starting today.
📲 Treat her well, O'Hara.
Gabriel O'Hara@FirelightOHara
I can't believe I'm doing this. [Text: Karen Carol] @CaptSparklefist 📲 It's Gabriel! 📲 Can you do me a fav & tell the Avengers to shove it? 📲 Jess has been doing a LOT of Avenger work even tho she's part-time 📲 I know we don't get along but we both care abt Jess... Please.
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I'm not dead.
Being 'Boss of Space' means constant dealings with intergalactic peace keeping, fragile egos, and making sure I'm home in time to take Chewie to the vet.
I'm busy.
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