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CaptainTouchback
@CaptTouchback
I make a lot of money ruling the NFL. I enjoy watching great athletes take a knee in the endzone. This is a parody account. Follow me or I will fine you.
Fancy office in New York City Katılım Eylül 2011
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I’m seeing posts about Chris Robinson and why he had to break up #TheBlackCrowes.
Let’s be clear. C Rob is a d*ck. That is why The Black Crowes broke up. Full stop.
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Game 7. Overtime. Playoff hockey. It is the best thing in sport.
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Dudes gonna be showing up wearing two gloves next weekend at your local muni.
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@CaptTouchback The Preakness is completely irrelevant if the Derby winner is not in the field.
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So, by design there are only 4800 people on site at Laurel Park at the #PreaknessStakes. That’s an embarrassment. Why, then, do we have to wait an hour for the Preakness to run?!
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Scottie No Putt is brutal to watch. Could easily be in the lead, but he can’t make putts that you and I could make.
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Hey #CAW your AI 🐂 💩 didn’t have Warming did it?! Suck it.
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@AndrewChampagne I don’t really like Iron Honor but those odds seem off.
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Does 9-1 on Iron Honor in the Preakness seem crazy to anyone else, or is it just me?
His Wood is a total throw-out. He got herded way wide into the first turn by a rank speed horse and lost all chance. If 9-1 holds up come post time in a few hours, I will GLADLY take it.
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Bull By the Horns is a horse in the #PreaknessStakes that has an emotional support goat. This used to be a proper sport in a proper country.
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He used to look like a girl. Now he just looks like he drives a Subaru.
Yahoo Sports@YahooSports
New season, new cut for Trevor Lawrence 😱 💈
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From “It’s Brittany, bitch” to “Every song is better a cappella”, the “Michael Scott Paper Co” episode is one of the best all time.
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Programming alert: the “Michael Scott Paper Co” episode of The Office is on Comedy Central right now.
#ItsBrittanyBitch
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I’m not into astrology in the slightest, but is something retrograding right now or are people just randomly more Jack-assish today?
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At this point the #Preakness will be a match race between a Budweiser Clydesdale and Rusty (trained by Cosmo Kramer).
David Grening@DRFGrening
Crude Velocity to pass Preakness Bob Baffert says on Steve Byk show
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The comments show what fans really think of this nonsense.
Money talks: don’t watch or wager on anything until the field is at 64. Dollar bills is the only thing they care about. Make em hurt.
NCAA March Madness@MarchMadnessMBB
A look at the new bracket 👀
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Nobody wants a 76-team NCAA Tourney or a 24-team college football playoff, but we get that.
But everybody knows we need a Preakness in June and a Belmont in July, but that can’t happen for some reason? #Sports
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