@YgrittetheWild -gives you a smooch and throws you over his shoulder- #OffToCaptainsQuarters
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Victarion Greyjoy
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Victarion Greyjoy
@CaptVicGreyjoy
Captain of the Iron Fleet, brother to Balon, Aeron, and Euron (dick), uncle to Asha and Theon. Not affiliated w/HBO or GRRM. Also, I fucking hate monkeys.
I'm on a boat. Katılım Ağustos 2011
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@YgrittetheWild You want the salsa? It's extra chunky... #toosoon?
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@YgrittetheWild -pats your back and carries on eating chips and salsa- There, there.
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@YgrittetheWild I'm not kissin' your arse, woman, so get clobberin'.
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@YgrittetheWild -accidentally singes you with his burnt arm- #oops
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-looks mildly surprised to find @YgrittetheWild on his lap, but just slips a hand under her tunic- My nephew botherin' ya? @TheonGreyjoy_
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@YgrittetheWild Y'don't say... *throws you over his shoulder and hauls you off to his cabin for a proper Nameday reaving, then*
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If you don't want t'get reaved, better wish @YgrittetheWild a happy nameday.
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@Daenerys_TDrogo Exactly! Though not too close to Valyria, I leave that to my brother.
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@Daenerys_TDrogo What is dead may never die, dragonlady.
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@YgrittetheWild #yas *promptly gives you a right good cuddling and a little slap and tickle, too*
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@YgrittetheWild *laughing* Have you now? Well come here then, and I'll give you a good Ironborn cuddle.
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@YgrittetheWild *snuggles you better than @Modern_Theon ever could*
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@EuronGreyjoy -glowers- Oh my Drowned God, I am not wearing that again! It pinches in all the wrong places!
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@EuronGreyjoy #FML ...... #ILU2tho -busies himself with SUPER URGENT tasks, like sharpening his axe and uh...trimming his beard-
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