Captain Bullshat

@TheParkheadF Circle K can go fuck themselves. Robbing cunts

The Circle K garages across Ireland lighting up ahead of tonight’s HUGE game. 😂 Only in Ireland. 🤣🇮🇪

@SkyNews Sweet lord they have finally seen common sense! The world is healing ladies & gentlemen and not trans people 🙌

BREAKING: Only biological women eligible to participate in female category events at Olympics or any other IOC events from 2028. Sky's sports correspondent @RobHarris explains this landmark ruling. trib.al/HbQUVH9 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

@ShaunMorash You forgot mentally disabled

Is Bert Kreischer the least funny successful comic of all time?

@VirgilHilts01 Behave, the other teams in the so called top 6 were winning leagues & champions leagues for decades, while villa took a trip to the championship. The only teams you can chat to are Spurs & Newcastle. Know your place

@AVFCCharlie We're in the top 4. Last year we finished 6th. Year before that 4th. We are part of the top 6. We have to stop this smalltime thinking.

Net spend of £93m over the last 5 years. How is this even possible anymore. This is genuinely just the FA trying to protect their big 6. Newcastle are suffering the exact same thing. Only reason is to protect their big “sky 6” load of bollocks. You can’t compete anymore

@95m7g Its hilarious that Amorim is long gone and not 1 person has missed him 😂

As if United are still selling these in the megastore 😂😂😂

@footballontnt Yet some “fans” wanted to sell him to Saudi. Complete fools

Bruno Fernandes has created the most chances in the Premier League in five of the last six seasons: 🥇 2025/26 - 101 (so far) 🥇 2024/25 - 91 🥇 2023/24 - 114 🥇 2022/23 - 119 🥈 2021/22 - 89 🥇 2020/21 - 95 Consistent. 🪄

@MUFCPremYrs Liked everything except the shorts, they just looked weird.

Did you like this blue and white third kit?

@ManUtd Get fucked

Jadon Sancho turns 26 today! 🎈

@sambrazy Never under estimate just how sad and pathetic the Fifa community is.

Opened FIFA for the first time in months and everyone has a 94 Ronaldo. What on earth has this game come to

@BBCSport Feet up because they beat United in their Cup Final. Absolute bluffers

Wayne Rooney has a message for the Newcastle fans ⚫⚪

@Nino12x i’m so happy we got rid of this cunt 😂

Garnacho with a new hairstyle 😬

@90sfootball Would have been funnier if he did it without asking

When Daniel Amokachi subbed himself on with asking manager Joe Royle. The rest is history 😂

@Cready_Stomp23 The 1st movie was crowd funded, i have an honorary contributor credit (along with many others). Not sure if the following movies were made the same way? But the 1st one felt special throughout production.

There are a series of documentaries called, "In Search of Darkness". They basically have actors that starred in horror movies throughout the 70s and 80s talk about their favorite horror flicks. Well, they just released the 4th one in the series. It is 384 minutes long. I may be up until 6am.

WHO are the City fans singing will tear them apart? Who?? 😂 Sit down and behave #CarabaoCup #Arsenal #city #final #leaguecup

@triiadxx You think black people were the only slaves in history?

Black people actually have every reason to be angry at the world

@WrestleClips Complete rip-off of Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

When Logan Paul showed Liv Morgan his music video where he used her mugshot 😂😭

@connFUT How the fuck is Lammens included when its his 1st season. Alisson is the most over rated keeper in history

The most overrated premier league XI according to Grok😳👇🏼 GK - Lammens?? LB - Lewis Skelly CB - Saliba? CB - VVD RB - Dalot… CM - Enzo Fernandez CM - Bruno Fernandes CM - Wirtz LW - Palmer RW - Saka ST - Isak Some crazy name in this list😭

@alanshearer Fucking embarrassing. Get themselves up for United at home though… fucking bluffers

A pathetic, weak, lazy, limp second half from Newcastle again #NEWSUN

@kerrie_szn So you want United to sign quality players just to sit on the bench?? 😂 just because City & PSG can do it, does ‘t mean United should be doing it. Garner is in the area of not good enough to start and slightly more advanced than academy. So a pointless signing overall.

@CaptainBulshat Omo why are you slow Na. I just mentioned other top teams that has quality players on the bench and you are here calling Collyer and Fletcher like it's a Blackburn team. Hargreaves, Anderson Fletcher JS park all of them had time on the bench at some point

We had buy back clauses on Alvaro and Garner Insane to me how those 2 weren’t revisited It’d have given us a lot less work to do this summer

@REIFtheRED Squad building is developing academy players, not re-signing former players who are only slightly more advanced. I pray Ugarte & Casemiros replacements are not the same level as Garner

@CaptainBulshat Holy shit you have zero knowledge about squad building. We need squad depth since we will be in 4 comps next season. You can’t have 2 starters then 2 academy players. We will need 4 rotational experienced mids to compete.