Captain Christopher Pike

For those waiting patiently for my orders (might take a few years).

@miyukichinen3 Nope

Ship wide reminder that I do not like spiders.

@CaptainCPike1 Sir, we have the ambassador from Arachnia 7 on board.....

@TheScorch1701 That’s not how I remember this conversation going.

DYK I’m going as a nacelle for Halloween and @CaptainCPike1 is helping me with my costume! He’s so adorabhull.

@TheScorch1701 You have green and red lights!

@CaptainCPike1 I’m perfectly accepting of them… seriously. I don’t have a choice any time they vent drive plasma on a “whim”. Maybe if you got me a cool flashy light spinny thingy too.

@TheScorch1701 The point is for you to be more accepting of the nacelles.

@CaptainCPike1 Of course! I love a gabby cappy! Not changing my mind tho. ⬇️💅

@PunchesFirst Just a seasonal reminder.

@CaptainCPike1 ... Oh Gods, what happened.

@TheScorch1701 Do I need to come up then and have a talk with all of you?

@CaptainCPike1 No, this year I’m going as the most horrific thing I can think of: a nacelle.

@TheScorch1701 These, I will gladly accept. By the way, has anyone come to give you your season’s cobweb?

@HrStarfleet Let me guess. You'd like me to give the graduation speech?

Qapla’ It is with great honor, we can finally announce this year's entertainment at the Starfleet Academy graduation ceremony will be performed by The Bat'leth Boys.

My encounters with the Klingons always leave me with indelible memories.

@hotmesshorse Thanks, matey!

The one time I have fun on the bridge. #wherefungoestodie #TalkLikeAPirateDay

@UnaNails1701 #wherefungoestodie

@CaptainCPike1 Pirate day is just silliness. You are a captain and this is the bridge. No silliness allowed.

A long tradition of luxurious captain’s quarters. #TalkLikeAPirateDay #disneyland

@UnaNails1701 But not on pirate day!

@CaptainCPike1 I let you have fun… sometimes

@OpenPike But reminder that Captain like to play pirate on the bridge until their XO kill the fun.

We'd like to take this opportunity to remind folks that not all Orions celebrate #TalkLikeAPirateDay

When I tell Spock to not do anything I wouldn’t do. To be fair, he followed my orders. Of course, I would have done the same! #strangenewworlds

Starfleet’s secret weapon against the Gorn.