Captain Cosmo

Clearly the GCW suit wearing humans were so amazed by Captain Cosmo's iconic and heroic victory at Resurrection that they have entrusted Captain Cosmo to put an end to the long, evil reign of the one they call SIN! Captain Cosmo accepts this battle! DON'T TRUST EMUS!

Captain Cosmo was victorious in what has been considered the most gruelling and most career altering match in Resurrection history! Captain Cosmo did this for Earth! Captain Cosmo did this for the humans! Captain Cosmo did this for the Cosmic Pug! DON'T TRUST EMUS!

Captain Cosmo dazzled on the fancy carpet of redness! And everyone must thank the very wealthy, very generous rocket loving man with much hair, Jack Griffith for his contribution!

@ATROMAVILLEGAL Wonderful! Safe travels, friend FrankenStella! Captain Cosmo now must set course for tonight's festivities! Fair thee well!

@CaptainCosmoDTE FrankenStella tell Cozzmo!

FRANKENSTELLA FRANKENSTELLA FRANKENSTELLA!!!

@ATROMAVILLEGAL Okay, that is good! FrankenStella must let Captain Cosmo know if she is ever in danger! And most important of all... DON'T TRUST EMUS!

@CaptainCosmoDTE FrankenStella not in danger. Flat man very nice ot FrankenStella.

@ATROMAVILLEGAL Captain Cosmo believed The Flat Man was a myth! Is FrankenStella in danger?!

@CaptainCosmoDTE The Flat Man.

@ATROMAVILLEGAL The Flat Man?!

@CaptainCosmoDTE No Emu Birbs. But FrankenStella saw The Flat man.

@ATROMAVILLEGAL Great Scott! Captain Cosmo must investigate this phenomenon! Has FrankenStella seen any emus around this Sky Hole?!

@CaptainCosmoDTE Sky Hole eez big hole in the sky. Big squid arms hang down for many many miles.

@ATROMAVILLEGAL @UPRISINGFED Fantastic! Captain Cosmo is confident that FrankenStella shall indeed do the best wrestles at Uprising! And he wishes you luck when talking to the Wrestlevanians about the Sky Hole!

@CaptainCosmoDTE OHHHHH! FrankenStella getting ready to do the best wrestles in @UPRISINGFED! Then FrankenStella gonna home to talk to Wrestlevanians to talk about the Sky Hole!

@ATROMAVILLEGAL Captain Cosmo is doing wonderful! He is getting ready for a wonderful carpet of redness event tonight for @gcw_wrestling! Then tomorrow night, Captain Cosmo goes to war with Supreme Commander Featherton! Leader of the dastardly Emu Federation! In a Loser Leaves Earth match!

@CaptainCosmoDTE How eez Cozzzmo?

@ATROMAVILLEGAL Hello, friend FrankenStella!

@CaptainCosmoDTE Hello Cozzmo!

Also, Captain Cosmo has the perfect suit for tomorrow's @gcw_wrestling carpet of redness event!

In an unprecedented landslide victory after receiving 1,000 votes, the humans have spoken! They believe Captain Cosmo shall defeat Supreme Commander Featherton in the Loser Leaves Earth match at @gcw_wrestling Resurrection!

Captain Cosmo shall reign supreme over the dastardly Emu Federation at Resurrection! DON'T TRUST EMUS!

It would seem as though the human controlling the @gcw_wrestling XSpace forgot about one of the Resurrection matches! But never fear! Who will win the Loser Leaves Earth match where the only way to win is to blast your opponent into the Sun in a rocket!

Also, spend your human gold, silver, copper and biaxially oriented polypropylene on Captain Cosmo's new @gcw_wrestling shirt! All proceeds will go to helping Captain Cosmo find the Cosmic Pug! DON'T TRUST EMUS!

Captain Cosmo may not have defeated the Angry Murder Bear, but his quest to find the Cosmic Pug continues! Now Captain Cosmo prepares for the ultimate test at Resurrection! A Loser Leaves Earth match against Supreme Commander Featherton, leader of the dastardly Emu Federation!

Wonderful! Captain Cosmo's package from the International Space Station has arrived! And it only took 12 years, 4 months, 27 days, 15 hours, 33 minutes and 40 seconds to arrive! Now that is premium service! Feast your eyes humans! On the Cosmic Pug Detector!

@KimFWPW @gcw_wrestling Thank you, friend Kimberly, Queen of the Death Match! Captain Cosmo has battled the dastardly Emu Federation, vanquished the Nebula Serpent and once headbutted a moon beast into early retirement but has never battled a bear before! Captain Cosmo is prepared!

I wrestled a bear once. Just not in @gcw_wrestling . Good luck!