Captain Flint 🦖

Finding a post it note from my 5 year old son ❤️

I just saw a milkman, for a moment it felt like 1985 again

I accidentally ate the apple pips and now I'm worried a tree will grow inside my stomach

@turdette_ @hedpe Oh. My. God.

Fucking hell I've been waiting 6 years for @hedpe to come back to Manchester! ❤️🤘

It’s my Birthday 🎈 54 years young today 🤭 🍀 🎁 🎂 🍺 🍾

Just overheard a colleague on the phone saying "don't ask them, they're dickheads"

Can’t believe it but managed to get another PB on the overhead strict press today. 50kg only for 2 reps mind you but hopefully 4 reps soon 💪🏼

Because it's fucking mental 🤘🏼

I WORK OUT

@turdette_ @BeanoOfficial It's my favourite keepsake 😊

@CaptainFlint321 @BeanoOfficial Aw amazing that you kept it all! Wish I still had mine 🥲

On this day in 1986 I became a member of the Dennis the Menace Fan Club. 40 years ago! 😝 @BeanoOfficial

Soup lovers unite ✌🏻

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@aliceandtonic ❤️

My grandmother passed earlier this week. Things kinda caught up to me yesterday. I haven’t found time to process. Left a few hours early today in hopes of making the time.

This is 48

@ms5unshine The price of eggs

I'd like tk know what the heck my chickens are talking about.

@LunaVossStudios 🔥🔥🔥

Today could be the day you catch the one that got away

And I'm old enough to know better.

@evanpeters39 François