Captain H.S Obvious

Your Automobile Insurance is up 73% — VOTE FOR TRUMP, I’LL CUT THAT NUMBER IN HALF!

Thank you to @BrianKempGA for all of your help and support in Georgia, where a win is so important to the success of our Party and, most importantly, our Country.  I look forward to working with you, your team, and all of my friends in Georgia to help MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

@leaks_legit No. Fucking. Way.

iPhone 16 will be able to make phone calls

BREAKING: Welfare offices and other agencies in 49 US states are providing voter registration forms to migrants without requiring proof of citizenship, per the New York Post. Reports suggest that the House will schedule a floor vote for the Safeguard American Voter Eligibility (SAVE) Act, which would require proof of American citizenship to register to vote in federal elections, before the August recess.

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@StephHoover8 @bennyjohnson He’s a Ballchinian 🤷‍♂️

@bennyjohnson Can someone please tell me what’s going on with his chin?

🚨 BREAKING: Car smashes into Joe Biden's motorcade leaving president looking stunned as Secret Service agents draw weapons on driver outside campaign HQ in Delaware

@nypost Good, dude is an animal. Wanna behave like one? Get locked up with them 🤷‍♂️

Prison time for Florida teen who beat teacher over Nintendo Switch would be ‘death sentence,’ his mom says trib.al/BOUreDr

Hamas burned child hostages with motorcycle exhaust pipes to ‘mark’ them, drugged them to keep them complacent: families trib.al/1Qg7TeE

@ianmiles Mental illness, narcissistic tendencies etc. The man literally looks like he’s wearing someone else’s skin on his face.

What is wrong with Dylan Mulvaney?

@BidensWins The debt hasn’t been “forgiven”, this illegitimate regime is just making us productive members of society pay for all those worthless genderqueer degrees.

@currencywar22 @JenJJams @LagerthaMuadDib @BidensWins Won’t happen until federally guaranteed student loans stop being a thing. If I say “we’re going to allot $10,000 to Jim this year for school, guaranteed!” His semester will cost that much. When the amount rises, so does the tuition cost Not everyone is cut out for university.

@JenJJams @LagerthaMuadDib @BidensWins He's not fixing squat. He's buying votes. You want to fix something? Start with the outrageous cost of higher education

BREAKING: 813,000 student borrowers received an email today from President Biden saying their debt had been forgiven because of the Biden-Harris Administration’s loan forgiveness plans. This is a huge deal that will relieve a significant burden for countless Americans.

@BidensWins BREAKING: All Americans across the country have plead undying fealty to Joe Biden and also said “Donald Drunpft is stinky doo-doo fart man & we don’t vote for butts! Also, @CaptainHSObvio1 is super cool! Follow him!” In other news: Pigs Flying? Find out tonight, on Bullshit News

BREAKING: All 4 National polls released this week have President Biden leading Donald Trump. Why hasn’t the media reported this?

@KublocHD @terribletrader_ @clownworld “Stupid poor people, stupid poor people, I have more money than you! Stupid poor people, stupid poor people, you cannot even afford food!” Even more real now in 2023 than in 2009. Thanks @JoeBiden.

@terribletrader_ @clownworld youtu.be/xC03hmS1Brk?si…

@JennaEllisEsq Seriously...

@RealLillyWilson @nypost This sort of thing happens more often than people realize. Prosecutors frequently aren’t in their position for justice, but for power. Most cases are just numbers; they don’t care about the people, only if they can make you the next notch on their belt to use for higher office.

@nypost Chauvin did not kill George Floyd. The coroner testified that none of what Chauvin did caused Floyd’s death. Rather, he died of a drug overdose. The Left wanted Chauvin’s scalp for Floyd’s overdose death and now they may have it.

Ex-cop Derek Chauvin, who was convicted of killing George Floyd, stabbed in prison: report trib.al/MgL8i1J

How do I vote for him?

@Victorshi2020 I’m voting Trump in ‘24. #MAGA

This is PERFECT.

@ksorbs 22 years in prison for them!

I wonder if these people will be prosecuted to the full extend of the law