Captain Howdy
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Same. I’m 36 but sign me up.
I wonder what branch I’d belong in actually.
Ricky Zaccaglino@RickyTheGuido
If the United States went to war against Israel, I would enlist tomorrow.
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I look like this and I act like this

The Black Tucker Carlson Jr 🇺🇸@B1TuckerCarlson
Y’all still like memes on this app?
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@gengarharrha @FAT_HEAD_DAVE Dude it takes like two years for total foreskin regrowth. I wouldn't recommend taking it off because then you have to start all over. Just my two cents.
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@FAT_HEAD_DAVE I think the week is over for my Sproto PFP. Thoughts?
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HOLY MOTHER OF GOD THE TICKER IS BACK BABY LOOK
$BITCOIN populates correctly now! ON MOBILE! Our actual ETH contract and everything! 🤑🤑🤑💸💸💰💰
I love @nikitabier with every fiber of my being, I’m quitting being anti-Semitic forever specifically because of this one event 💙💙💙💙
HARRYPOTTEROBAMASONIC10INU FOREVER 🟦🟥🟨♾️!!!!

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@ILikeTheFA Nice bro I just finished my two year NEET arc but the new job is a piece of cake, with a homie, a great workout and seasonal 🙃
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@SprotelBitcoin They're coming after my blue boys again 😆
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@CaptainHowdy237 @HoggleGems @foundring1 @coopercooperco You’re afraid of a shot, pussy
Good luck with those NFTs
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@CaptainHowdy237 @HoggleGems @foundring1 @coopercooperco I’ve never gotten a booster lmfao
I just noticed you’re an NFT retard in the year 2026 and you’re talking about brain sludge 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵 talk about goycattle holy shit
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@CaptainHowdy237 @HoggleGems @foundring1 @coopercooperco My brain could never be as sludge as someone who picks up their vocab from Epstein (an Israeli spy)
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@SpeedDemon741 @AscendedJah I got my roof re-shingled with SPX gains, not even kidding.
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@donaldsrightear @HoggleGems @foundring1 @coopercooperco >Jewmunity Notes
Your brain is sludge, goyim.
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@HoggleGems @foundring1 @coopercooperco I love how you deleted your tweet with the link to this nonsense after seeing the community notes 😭😭😭🫵😂 fucking moron
ᗯIᒪᒪIᗩᗰ@WilliamA_33
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@KookCapitalLLC @200lbsHORSEMEAT Yeah I'm following you again.
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joined stream and got portnoy to rage quit in 9 seconds
banditxbt@banditxbt
Dave Portnoy RAGEQUITS just 15 minutes into his livestream after Kook ragebaits him by asking about his next rug Kook: "hey dave when is your next rug???? you have launched 50 rugs why stop here" Dave: "And on that note, see ya"
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