Captain Howdy

@MarkWallbag @LinkBane777 @ApusCoin Ruh roh raggy

I told you. Only strong soldiers can survive during a bear maket. $Apu community need a strong leader like @LinkBane777 or a sproto like me. PondTalk deleted his account to become a looksmaxxing influencer. He left #Apu . I really recommend @ApusCoin to bring LP to $bitcoin.

@blkdwg Several but only two generational fumbles.

how many baddies have y’all fumbled man be honest

It’s so easy to say dragons are real in 2026

@gainzy222 Absolute fucking retard.

Bottom likely in Sentiment at all time lows, just survive Seen enough tragedy for a bear market already

@LittlefootNate Drunkle hehe

Do we like the album name DRUNKLE or MapQuest?

@notsack3 Wow I thought I'd seen 'em all.

We stopped making 120gb iPods but Kindles get to stick around. Apparently reading physical is considered performative now but blasting N music for all to hear somehow isn't. What the fuck.

@WovenDissent We went on one when I was twelve. Peak goycattle experience but it was actually fun back then no joke. The ice cream machine was unattended and based on trust, if you catch my drift.

I’m extremely prejudiced against cruise ships 🛳️ I’ve never been on one and don’t intend to start now Seems like something fat people do Anecdotally, a friend of mine loves cruises and guess what…..his family kinda fat ngl Am I the alone in this?

@ILikeTheFA @heart_ It's shockingly easy

@CaptainHowdy237 @heart_ i do this literally every day that isnt October Nov or December. dinner at 8pm no breakfast first meal at midday-3pm

the people who call this “a coffee” are telling you ramadan is not real fasting: 🤔

@ILikeTheFA @bronis___ jk rowling

@bronis___ nah shes just old and miserable. still gets soooooo much money each year in royalties and book sales its very famous childrens book series lol

one of my customers is a decamillionaire, famous author. biggest asshole ik. just moaned about paying £21 for 8+ portions of local lamb, like fuck off my dear youre not getting a discount ur a twat and your books sold 200M+ copies and been made into a film

@georgiem2000 We need separation of films and flicks.

i liked project hail mary but it really feels like you’re not allowed to critique stuff anymore without being seen as pretentious or a hater. straight up anti-intellectual to be that resistant to differing opinions movies are meant to be discussed not just endlessly praised

@ILikeTheFA @heart_ I do this on accident sometimes lol

@heart_ “fasting” and its just not eating for 12 hours lol

@MerlijnTrader Might go up might go down like and subscribe blz.

BITCOIN BLOOD MOON JUST TRIGGERED. THIRD TIME IN HISTORY. Cycle 1: Blood Moon. Then +1,942%. Cycle 2: Blood Moon. Then +707%. Cycle 3: Blood Moon. +254% projected. $65K is the bottom of the green box. Hold it: the cycle plays out. Lose it: green box extends lower first. Smaller percentage. Bigger absolute move.

@elliotrades Nothing burger #1,456

If you're still here Hold on just a bit longer

@puckdotnet Haven't seen it but I can already tell you it's ass.

you ever notice how people only say this about bad movies

@shahh Just admit you have no idea what you're doing.

This isn't "chop", it's consolidation, and that's what usually happens before Bitcoin rips upward and leaves people behind.

chemtrail photography

@ILikeTheFA Yeee

i’m moderately fucked up

@Altsteinn @TedPillows Shut up

@TedPillows geopolitical chaos always creates the biggest wealth transfers in history

$1,000,000,000,000 has been wiped out from US stock market today. Also, Trump administration is now preparing to deploy US ground forces into Iran.

@dumpst4r seared bite

When I grow up I wanna be a retard filming myself in a car eating food and saying what it tastes like