Captain Hubris

Purged my followers of coworkers and others that probably shouldn’t see this, so now time to kick this twitter up a notch. Here’s me sucking cock right before he fucked me good.

@princehairydan Love you too! Glad you made it to Texas ok!

@CaptainHubris I love you

Had a couple great nights out this week! So many cute guys, so much making out, was feeling a little down/out of spoons this week and this really helped me feel better. Shout out to the tall handsome guy at the urinal trough that wanted to “cross streams” and then kissed me!

@BrentCorrigan It is cute af!

New haircut!

Here’s my butt and here’s my cock!

Fun times with friends!

Maybe this one would be a better way to greet you ! Send me pics of you in your flannels. I want to see your favorites. Drop them in the comments 🐻😍

@ClauseNomiXXX Well, if you’re ever in Seattle, I’d play with you! I love seeing people’s decks pop off for them!

@CaptainHubris The problem is if he resolves/swings, the game is over basically unless you board wipe and there’s so many ways for me to punish everyone for board wiping lol.

For those into Magic, proud to report that my Master, Multiplied deck did the thing at my Commander event and now I worry I can never play it again because it will get aggro’d off the table immediately because of how dominating it was 🤭🤭🤭🤭

Do I have too many Magic commander decks? The answer is no.

@bayda253 Thank you ;)

@CaptainHubris You have a beautiful cock, and I love when you show it off

Took these pics for a sexy guy! He knows who he is ;) Doesn’t hurt to show off my dick every once in awhile and remind people that I’m more than just a great ass to fuck, I’d also stretch you open with this dad cock!

@safehavenantho1 Woof! Great butt ;)

A friend wanted some ass pics,

@autigerfan86 lol that is technically true!

Thicker than a snicker 🤭

It’s like they always say: It’s always ThongThursday somewhere!

New haircut, and a fuckable ass! All I’m missing is your loads in it!

@CoachJackSF Goddamn, you are so sexy

Quadcakes & TightyWhities.

@princehairydan Should be in my mouth or in my butt

Check out my package!

@princehairydan That’s a thought!

@CaptainHubris You could wear it out to the Eagle! And then take it off!

Playing dress up today! Wish there was somewhere to wear this out today!

Day off, ass is looking fuckable. Put your loads in me!

@PupVenn I love feeling you shoot your loads in me

@CaptainHubris I would have put at least three loads in you today.

Yes, it is the Phoenix from X-Men!