Maxx Crosby Parody

Dearest mother, I’M BACK. Your loving son, Maxx

@ClasenBK222 A very important decision incoming…

@CaptainMaxx98 Who is the next Captain..... Captain?

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@CaptainMaxx98 Captain Brock next...?

Dearest mother, THE LAS VEGAS RAIDERS ARE ON THE CLOCK. Beat the Chiefs. Defend Fort Allegiant once more. Brighter days are ahead my friends. We will see you on the other side, thank you everyone. Enjoy today to the fullest. Talk very, very soon. Bye bye Your loving son, Maxx

Dearest mother, As you may already know, it is our biggest challenge in years, for the wrong reasons unfortunately. We defend fort Allegiant against the Giants of New York. Folks are calling this “The Tank Bowl”. Victory could be found with a loss. Best, Your loving son, Maxx

Dearest mother, Apologies for the delay. After an embarrassment in the city of brotherly love I was unsure what to do with myself. Another loss against the Texans this past contest puts us in position to acquire a savior. Will we mess it up? I hope not. Your loving son, Maxx

Dearest mother, Another loss to the Donkeys. However, it is hard to ignore the fact that there may just be a light at the end of this dark tunnel. The continued losing that we suffer could save our franchise come April. Time will tell. Eagles next. Best. Your loving son, Maxx

Dearest mother, A second defeat to the lighting bolts, for the second year in a row. Times are tough these days. We defend Fort Allegiant against the Donkeys this Sunday. Unfortunately, the dark days do not have an end in sight. A Hat tip to Brock Bowers. Your loving son, Maxx

Dearest mother, As I’ve mentioned previously, many times, another defeat on the battlefield. Many years ago, there was a great standard to adhere to around this once great place. The standard was “Commitment to Excellence”. This is all but dead. Talk soon. Your loving son, Maxx

Dearest mother, There seems to be a reoccurring theme as I write you these messages. The term ‘embarrassment’ has defined us for far too long. I tell you, I do not know what changes must be done. It feels as though, a curse has been placed upon this place. Your loving son, Maxx

Dearest mother, The levels of embarrassment continue to grow by the day. The levels of incompetence have shockingly remained the same, unfortunately for us. There is no end in sight for the pain that we endure. I do not know what needs to be done. Sorry. Your loving son, Maxx

Dearest mother, Yet another soul crushing defeat on the battle field. At times, in the late evening, I ask myself, why? I ask myself, when will the pain and suffering end? I suppose you can say it’s not all bad. Solider Bowers is back. Donkeys tomorrow. Your loving son, Maxx

Dearest mother, I’ve stayed quiet after the embarrassment of total defeat in Fort Arrowhead. I have no other words to speak on such a disgrace. The Jaguars arrive to our house. In other news, a new soldier has been brought in to help the battle. Welcome. Your loving son, Maxx

Dearest mother, A victory against the Titans in our past contest is nothing to be proud of. It was a handling of business. This week, our greatest foe is in front of us. Dare I say we still sit in shambles, however, the RedMen of KC must be conquered. Best Your loving son, Maxx

Dearest mother, We’ve suffered a massive beat down in the land of the blue horseshoe. The embarrassing performance from General Geno are not sustainable. Our regime changes lead to zero. Our Shield is cursed. There is no denying it. Pain remains constant Your loving son, Maxx

Dearest mother, I have no words to speak. Your loving son, Maxx

Dearest mother, It appears the new regime is unable to shake past failures. An embarrassing loss to those who call themselves the Commanders nowadays. We now meet the Teddy Bears at Fort Allegiant. I am uncertain of what is to come. I will provide updates Your loving son, Maxx

Dearest mother, A late night battle with the lightening bolt at Fort Allegiant. We have not comfortably defended our fort in recent times, tonight this must change. There is a new feeling in the air, the feeling of hope. Let us battle till the end. Best, Your loving son, Maxx