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Anyone else boofing the Covid booster at Thanksgiving this year?

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You spent 9 months in your momma, I’m just trying to get 20 minutes.

“weren’t you just in my homegirls DMs” god forbid I do some networking

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a local siren approaches you at the bar, wdyd?