Captain Obvious

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Captain Obvious

Captain Obvious

@CaptainObviuss

Katılım Haziran 2023
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Captain Obvious
Captain Obvious@CaptainObviuss·
@BKFC_TheCutman Thank you for helping us find our seats last night. The Clearwater event was great. Im going to try to be ringside again in July for your title fight. I love pulling for good humans and i can see it in you! Cheers man! Didnt want to bother you for a pic.
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Captain Obvious
Captain Obvious@CaptainObviuss·
@SeanWheelock I live in St. Augustine and was thinking of coming to Clearwater or Hollywood for the event. The ringside sell out way in advance i see. Can you recommend how a guy like myself could find 2 ringside seats? Ticket price is not an issue. Thank you, good man!
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Captain Obvious
Captain Obvious@CaptainObviuss·
@SeanWheelock What on earth just happened? How do you go to a round 6 and then no ones wins by one point on any card? How could we have been tied after 5 with those scores?
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Captain Obvious
Captain Obvious@CaptainObviuss·
@SeanWheelock Ringside, great seats but definitely miss a fee things that happen on the opposite side. Great job today, good man! Awesome show. Safe travels across the pond.
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Captain Obvious
Captain Obvious@CaptainObviuss·
@SeanWheelock Wilson threw a knee in the clinch. That was the warning in Round 4. Didn’t land. Just a muay thai lift on the rib.
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Captain Obvious
Captain Obvious@CaptainObviuss·
@SeanWheelock my man! Thank you so much! Last night was so much better watching the fights without having to look at the clock. Heard every single time left call!
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Captain Obvious
Captain Obvious@CaptainObviuss·
@SeanWheelock I am BEGGING you to figure out how to coherently announce how much time is left in the round. Its been long enough that you should have figured this out. You push off the 1st number and finish hard. But you are unable to be heard on the 1st number! —- FIVE seconds!
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Captain Obvious
Captain Obvious@CaptainObviuss·
@RefMikeBeltran is the WORST referee since Steve Mazagatti. How do i see from my TV that one dude has another dude by the hair and is using it as a Thai plumb for over a minute and he does not? He is literally a deer in the headlights 100% of the time. @bkfc_uk @bareknucklefc
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Captain Obvious
Captain Obvious@CaptainObviuss·
@elonmusk Would it be possible to get the warner bros logo slamming down with porky the pig saying, thats all folks!, when limits are hit?
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
Now to 10k, 1k & 0.5k
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Captain Obvious
Captain Obvious@CaptainObviuss·
@elonmusk @TimSweeneyEpic Algorithm that identifies the needed sequence for the scrape that in turn freezes the persons finger to the screen. Find the people with phones stuck to fingers. Boom…
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
@TimSweeneyEpic Several hundred organizations (maybe more) were scraping Twitter data extremely aggressively, to the point where it was affecting the real user experience. What should we do to stop that? I’m open to ideas.
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Tim Sweeney
Tim Sweeney@TimSweeneyEpic·
The internet feels increasingly broken. News sites are paywalled or account walled, Reddit is nag walled, Google search spams ads and SEO to the point of uselessness, and now Twitter is account walled. Web browsing feels horrible now.
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Captain Obvious
Captain Obvious@CaptainObviuss·
@POTUS And pile it on some one else’s plate… Forgot to finish that sentence, Mr. President!
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President Biden Archived
President Biden Archived@POTUS46Archive·
My Administration will use every tool at our disposal to get you the student debt relief you need to reach your dreams.
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
This platform hit another all-time high in user-seconds last week
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Captain Obvious
Captain Obvious@CaptainObviuss·
@mysteriouskat For those wondering, this is what life is like when you are totally self absorbed and ride or die with every strangers word.
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Katherine Brodsky
Katherine Brodsky@mysteriouskat·
I think it's important to admit why the comments get to me sometimes. When I'm anxious, I speak more from one side of my mouth. It's subconscious. Of course that makes me even more self-conscious when people mock it. They assume it's lip fillers gone bad. But really it's just me.
Katherine Brodsky@mysteriouskat

I'm thinking of getting Botox and lip injections so that people's accusations about me can at least be accurate. (And, by the way, I don't get why men are so obsessed with this stuff anyway).

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SPACE.com
SPACE.com@SPACEdotcom·
Asteroid Apophis won't collide with Earth in the next century, but its scientific impact will be tremendous. trib.al/zLa8aMr
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SPACE.com@SPACEdotcom·
Intelligent aliens would only be interested in contacting the most technologically advanced planets, and Earth doesn't make the cut. trib.al/aJEHkAk
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