Kade “I Hate Mediacom” Ansel

I’ve been kicking around thoughts about what happens to a person who experiences marginalization on one axis but privilege on another, and my hypothesis is that you’ll turn radically kind or unspeakably cruel. 1/

@transmogen She HATES his ass

she was weirded tf out 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@wolfyaltwitch To quote the man himself:

Caleb ending up a full volstrucker would not be great for him but it would have been so hot

these two whimsical divas… #mightyneinspoilers

This is such a weird thing for me to hyperfocus on, but I love the way his hands are animated. He holds them so elegantly, like a pianist or a ballerina, and his nails are just long enough to suggest femininity— watching him shuffle cards is such a joy. The details are DELICIOUS.

@Luiscarazo AI knows you SO well. Congrats to you and your wife, I guess?

AI has me figured out

I can’t imagine the Olympic committee being chill with merfolk competing in the swimming competitions, but what about someone with fae blood like Max? What about those who’ve undergone rejuvenation? Is that considered cheating?

@KDEdwards_NC having a conversation with many folks in the discord, and we cannot come to a consensus, so we must consult the source- does NA send a delegation to the Olympics? Who’s allowed to compete?

@KDEdwards_NC Literally drove for 14 hours straight to take @hobovampire home, and I’m JUST NOW getting back to my house, BUT I MADE IT

Okay!! Con attendee shout-out required when you get home safely! I am in one piece and taking a nap next.

@KDEdwards_NC A sweet Addam and Quinn moment? I just love the justice boys SO MUCH 😭

Any special requests for a snippet tomorrow, for those who like them? Happy Friday's Eve!

@Sunnylifemoney @spectatorindex Imagine if someone set fire to your house, and someone said “idk what the big deal is, surely your neighbor would let you pitch a tent in their yard?” Palestine is their home, they shouldn’t be made to be stateless penniless refugees bc Israel is greedy for land.

BREAKING: Palestinian ambassador to the UN says 'for millions of Palestinians, there is no home to go back to' and asks, 'why do some feel so much pain for Israelis and so little pain for us? What is the problem? Do we have the wrong faith, the wrong skin color, the wrong nationality?'

@1mriyal1 @michaeltanyk @caitoz If they just speak Arabic, it’s easy to ignore them or lie about what they say to the American public. But these people speak English so it’s much harder to misrepresent them.

@michaeltanyk @caitoz I know right? I see a lot of people saying “look they speak English” what does this even mean?? What if they don’t speak english? Does it make them terrible or something?

The western press have been finding themselves in the uncomfortable position of having to do reporting next to the middle easterners they've been lying about for generations, and discovering that a lot of those middle easterners speak English and have a few things to say.

@123itsmeMary My granny was dying of cancer and folks in my family were giving her a hard time about taking pain medication bc it’s addictive. The woman was actively dying in hospice, I don’t think we need to be worrying abt addiction.

People grandparents be on their deathbed asking for sugar and fats and their families really be trying not to give it to them cause it ain't healthy. Girl, please give granny her frappe and ribs and leave her alone!

@NealRey50128337 @jbendery @dallasjeff Genuine question: what’s wrong with a patterned blazer?

Here is Glenn Beck's media outlet openly apparently trying to bully a government employee, for no real reason, who is one of the friendliest, most helpful people I've worked with over the last few years. 8M views. Why. Why do this. Just to be mean to someone?

@shaTIRED Because it took 50 minutes to work up the courage to spit it out!!!!

clients will wait the last two seconds of therapy to say the wildest stuff. they’ll say something like “oh yeah, i know we have 2 minutes left but i was kidnapped last weekend. see you next week!” like you’re supposed to just hang up 😭

@RealMed3 My grandmother just passed and her long time cardiologists office sent us a condolence card, which was greatly appreciated. She had been seeing that doctor for well over 20 years.

@oldenoughtosay Resort tourbus breaks down

@alanasaltz Tell him you’re already doing keto and watch his brain melt

@_TallieRose @IwriteOK ever since I listened to your ep about AI books, I’ve seen more and more of it, this shit is so bleak

Literal word salad is #36 in teen and contemporary romance. Amazon needs to figure this out fast.

@KDEdwards_NC @JakeShandy So you’ve decided to pitch Josh Hurley a hardball.

(And for those of you thinking TMC will never happen because I'm researching Spanish castles, I promise, TMC is my daily obsession.) Portrait by @JakeShandy

@KDEdwards_NC I love how people pretend writers have any agency in the writing process Writer: okay and then your gonna- Character: no. Writer: wtf you mean no? I created you out of nothing, don’t tell me no! Character: [leans into the mic] NO.

Me: I have this idea for a short Tower scene from the days of his Amazon trip. Me: Maybe three scenes. Me: Okay, it's a short story. Me: Now I'm researching Spanish castles from the 1500s.