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Brooklyn, NY Katılım Nisan 2009
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Mariè@p8stie·
Lana Del Rey never dated a 60 year old biker when she was 23 but she psyopped a bunch of girls into thinking that’s cool and hot
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Joe Hulbert@JoeHulbert·
I appreciate that this is a genuine world title SCENE rn, rather than living on an island
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Captainseas@CaptainSeas·
@RJcliffordMMA Paul Daley had 18 losses, pretty much always lost when he fought someone good, and to Diaz bros fans it’s the biggest win in combat sports history
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RJ Clifford
RJ Clifford@RJcliffordMMA·
I will go to my death bed asking two questions: 1. Why would someone put pineapple on pizza? 2. How did the Diaz Bros mind control a whole generation of MMA fans?
FULL SEND MMA@full_send_mma

Nate Diaz WENT OFF on Charles Oliveira “B***h ass Oliveira, I’d beat the f*****g s**t out of him. I beat Pettis and Cerrone, Pettis choked him and Cerrone punked his ass. He’s walking around with MY BELT. He’s picking on McGregor who is on his downfall”

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Captainseas@CaptainSeas·
@stalin0125 @RJcliffordMMA Nicks championship fights were against male Cyborg, Paul Daley, KJ Noons and Marius Zaromskis. He was literally whining while champion that Strikeforce couldn’t find better fighters for him
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Captainseas@CaptainSeas·
@KrysHippen666 @RJcliffordMMA Against the wrestling heavy WW division of the UFC? Probably lose a lot of decisions and then his fans would wine about wrestling online.
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Krys
Krys@KrysHippen666·
@RJcliffordMMA I'll go to my death bed wondering what could have been with nick Diaz if he wasn't suspended for 5 fucking years for weed
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Gwynfro グインフロ
Three hydrogen bombs in a hydrogen bomb fight where only one hydrogen bomb may survive
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alec 📻
alec 📻@stomachelves·
i think it's kinda funny lou reed was like "yeah my parents put me through electroshock therapy because they thought i was gay" and then his family was like "we do not know what he's talking about"
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alex bronzini-vender@alexbronzini·
What if Trump’s speech tonight is about Kristi Noem’s husband
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Chris Hero (Is Back)
Chris Hero (Is Back)@ChrisHero·
This is why I tell whoever I can at ROH and even at AEW -- don't bother with these bumps. They are all risk -- no reward. If you successfully take a bump in 2026 no one cares, But if you mess it up you could truly harm yourself! Don't do it
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emil@TheEmilJay·
the quickest way i get disinterested in a japanese wrestling match is when they go to the outside and start throwing each other into the guard rails for no reason
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Oscar Willis
Oscar Willis@oscarswillis·
Here's Deontay Wilder sharing the most insane story you've ever heard told on national TV
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pat 2: cruise control
pat 2: cruise control@ranmasaotome96·
Whenever people complain about "millennial writing", what they're actually talking about is Joss Whedon/Dan Harmon dialogue (both Gen X, for the record).
sebastian castillo@bartlebytaco

as a firmly middle millennial i wonder sometimes if there’s a single cultural trope or inheritance my age group produced that has aged well. our mount rushmore is like, jim from the office, heckin doggo parlance, buzzfeed, reaction gifs. sad stuff

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State of New York
lots of things to do in Long Island
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db@dbessner·
People keep asking me what Trump’s speech is going to be about. I think it’s basically what we’ve all been expecting: he will say the Shahada and convert to Islam
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Brandon Streussnig
Brandon Streussnig@BrndnStrssng·
If a Palme d’Or was a serious sign of worth, Ruben Östlund would be our greatest living filmmaker
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Kevin Nealon
Kevin Nealon@kevin_nealon·
nobody really brags about having low hanging balls
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Reasonable Man 🇺🇸
Reasonable Man 🇺🇸@GoodAmericanMan·
We should give nuclear weapons to Japan.
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