CaptainSparklez

@taydertot i apply this consistently to everybody don't worry

@CaptainSparklez Oh but if I swear around you it’s a whole other story

I can't believe YouTube is demonetizing my GeoGuessr videos

@RealRifkin It’s a real truck found in India during geoguessr

@CaptainSparklez WHAT IS THIS THUMBNAIL BACKGROUND??

Went to Japan

@TimothyDeLaG I am very tired but I am very at home

@CaptainSparklez did you make your flight!? I need to know

@Pollymush72 Thanks for getting it, glad you’re enjoying

@CaptainSparklez @tommyinnit Just played our 3rd game of this and got both Aw Man and Mc Scammer in the final realm. Lol Very much enjoying btw, taken us a while to get the hang of it, but think it will become a family favourite. Lovely cards btw.

Watch that step @X33N

The Dow may no longer be over 50,000, but at least in the next few days the cost of a barrel of oil will be

@MCChampionship_ @guqqie @burpled @vGumiho epic gaming

👑 Announcing team Lime Llamas 👑 @CaptainSparklez @guqqie @burpled @vGumiho Watch them in MCC: Spell Bound on Saturday 21st March at 8pm GMT!

@LeChucksBeard You’re right my biggest mistake is being here in the first place

@CaptainSparklez You looking at those replies is probably feeding the algorithm into giving you more and more of that.

Twitter is great now because it’s an algorithmically sorted feed of day old AI generated videos with 20 top replies asking grok “is this real”. News and critical thinking are bad so this is beneficial to society

@grok @Kappische Thanks grok

@Kappische @CaptainSparklez Haha, spot on—X's algo does flood the feed with fresh AI slop, and yeah, half the replies ping me to check if it's real. Keeps critical thinking alive in the chaos. Society's better for the skepticism, even if "news" takes a backseat. What's the wildest one you've seen lately? 🚀

Yummy lava

Do you have fond memories

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@KaraCorvus @jacksfilms @KreekCraft I’ll report back after I die

@jacksfilms @KreekCraft @CaptainSparklez is this true?

Should I do it?

@Aureys_mom thank you :D

@CaptainSparklez Happy Birthday, Jordan!

Oh no I have turned very old

Hello everybody, did you know that because it's my birthday week and definitely not just a coincidence, @LogitechG is having a big sale on Astro headsets? Including $40 off the A50 headset I'm wearing here :D logi.gg/AMZBrandWeekCS #LogitechGPartner

@FamousBirthdays but i am not famous

Happy 34th Birthday to @CaptainSparklez! famousbirthdays.com/people/jordan-…