CaptainSparklez

Good news everyone, after removing their heads from their buttholes, they realized that CaptainSparklez is CaptainSparklez and released their claim. Imagine how many "Turn It Up" uses on other channels they have probably claimed, though. Fun times.

A song I made myself, for which I have the FL Studio project files on my PC. What an absolute joke the content ID system is.

@Krtzyy probably $100 because yellow money icon

I will give $10 to anyone who can guess how much revenue this Minecraft video made genuinely curious what the general population thinks youtube views are worth

When your room mate likes snakes @KaraCorvus

My life has felt empty without MCC

Hello everybody, our friends @LogitechG are doing a sale on the headset I use, (Astro A50 X) for the next few days and you can add code CaptainSparklez for even more savings and it is very epic :D #LogitechGPartner logitechg.com/en-us/shop/p/a…

Small man, big gate

@Syndicate @MrBeast You look different than I remember

@MrBeast Wait.. hang on a second 😅

With 500,000,000 subscribers coming up, I invited all the creators that inspired me growing up to celebrate in this Saturday’s video :D

World's best beta tester

If any billionaires are reading this, I have an original Minecon cape in mint condition, can't even tell it's been worn

@taydertot i apply this consistently to everybody don't worry

@CaptainSparklez Oh but if I swear around you it’s a whole other story

I can't believe YouTube is demonetizing my GeoGuessr videos

@RealRifkin It’s a real truck found in India during geoguessr

@CaptainSparklez WHAT IS THIS THUMBNAIL BACKGROUND??

Went to Japan

@TimothyDeLaG I am very tired but I am very at home

@CaptainSparklez did you make your flight!? I need to know

@Pollymush72 Thanks for getting it, glad you’re enjoying

@CaptainSparklez @tommyinnit Just played our 3rd game of this and got both Aw Man and Mc Scammer in the final realm. Lol Very much enjoying btw, taken us a while to get the hang of it, but think it will become a family favourite. Lovely cards btw.

Watch that step @X33N

The Dow may no longer be over 50,000, but at least in the next few days the cost of a barrel of oil will be

@MCChampionship_ @guqqie @burpled @vGumiho epic gaming

👑 Announcing team Lime Llamas 👑 @CaptainSparklez @guqqie @burpled @vGumiho Watch them in MCC: Spell Bound on Saturday 21st March at 8pm GMT!

@LeChucksBeard You’re right my biggest mistake is being here in the first place

@CaptainSparklez You looking at those replies is probably feeding the algorithm into giving you more and more of that.

Twitter is great now because it’s an algorithmically sorted feed of day old AI generated videos with 20 top replies asking grok “is this real”. News and critical thinking are bad so this is beneficial to society