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Had to start again after me old account was hacked 🙄 Can we give us a retweet so I can reconnect with all me old followers and that 🙌🏻

@MajesticMilner7 Literally the only benefit...! I'm on me arse and its only been 3 days 😂🥵

@CaptainWoz Literally can’t think of any other good reason than it’s boss for doing the washing

This is sensational weather for line drying your washing and having a pint. Its awful weather if you wanna do anything else, like lie there, eat or breathe.

@lfc_arrow Me stepping off the kerb wearing them:

@Jft97Jacquie Oh yeah, its been nice, we dont often get days where we can just do nothing so it makes a nice change. Shes made up too, this is her kind of weather (it's not mine, I'm not built for this!) 😂

@CaptainWoz Welcome - hope you’re having a great day. Nice for Em to be off work on a BH 🙌

Bank Holiday bbq 😏

@Jft97Jacquie Thanks Jacquie 😊❤️

@CaptainWoz Enjoy 🥩🍗🍔🍺

@CuddleQueen33 Its coz I'm about eat 😂 Happy face, innit haha! Yeah we're all good, Jess, thank you 😊 You enjoying your holiday? X

@Lauren_83_ I can and I've got a bigger cup size than most women 😂

It’s unfair that men can walk around with their tops off but we can’t

@Jft97Jacquie I've heard that but its a day out somewhere different so we'll probably give it a go at some point anyways.

@CaptainWoz It’s ok for little ones but not much there for us tbh

Belter

@IamtheadamLFC Oh I never do when it comes to her, shes me best mate. I just meant I feel awkward when people watch me in general 🙌🏻 I love being a girl dad. One is hard enough though, fair play on doing it 4 times! So rewarding, though ❤️🤝🏻

@CaptainWoz Never ever feel awkward when you are taking care of your daughter, for no matter what you do, show her the Love she deserves & she will always thank you. Believe me I know, having 4 Grown Up Daughters who you love us, is the greatest feeling ever. ❤️

Quite a nice moment happened for me yesterday - whilst in the queue for the Ghost Train, our Millie asked me to sort her hair out so I whacked it into a quick fishtail plait. Had an audience and a couple of mums complimented me on how good it was and how boss a dad I am. Nice 😊

@Jft97Jacquie Ooohh haha 😄 that park is on our list!

@CaptainWoz No Maelstrom at Drayton Manor 🤣

@IamtheadamLFC Thank you, my mate. First time in ages people were watching me and I didn't feel awkward haha

@CaptainWoz Brilliant and

@Jft97Jacquie 😂 Orlando?

@CaptainWoz I’ve been on one before 😵‍💫😂😂

@Jft97Jacquie Oh you have no idea how right you are 😂

@CaptainWoz Don’t eat before you go on that 😂😂

@rudkin_abigail Some piece, that ❤️

It was an absolute honour to be asked by Mo Salah’s wife Magi to create this piece as a gift to Mo from her and their 2 daughters. The piece was given to him after today’s game. I hope you liked it Mo, thanks for everything. ❤️

Christ, we've got 12 months of this shite.

25/26 Premier League.

Thank fuck that shitshow of a season is over.

@SarahTaity_84 😂😂🙌🏻

Me currently……