Cpt. Cheez

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Cpt. Cheez

@Captain_Cheez

2030 is my year fr 🔥🔥🔥

Outer Heaven Katılım Aralık 2020

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Cpt. Cheez@Captain_Cheez·20 Eyl

This clip will be pinned to my account until me and @opbrahwindfury get our money from @VitoComedy.

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Cpt. Cheez@Captain_Cheez·5h

@sean_gause According to apparently tens of thousands of Twitter users, playing Resident Evil is optional for Resident Evil fans.

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Sean // Hear Tell of Hauntings🥀@sean_gause·15h

Rock Solid takes the stage from beyond the grave to receive his 1000th 'Didn't Play The Game' award

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Rock Solid@ShitpostRock2

''But she was innocent''

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Cpt. Cheez@Captain_Cheez·10h

@khamenei_ir They got Twitter in hell?

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Khamenei.ir@khamenei_ir·15h

The US empire is in decline. Feb. 17, 2026

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Cpt. Cheez@Captain_Cheez·10h

@theyfabsexual Credit Cards

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queefcafe@theyfabsexual·17h

Where do college students get all that money to do crazy spring break trips

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Cpt. Cheez@Captain_Cheez·14h

@ANIDEEZY This is somebody’s goat btw 💔

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🙏THUG🙏@ANIDEEZY·15h

they showed me the rawest nigga of all time in Gyro Zeppeli just so they can prepare me for the appearance of a nigga who shits on himself

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Cpt. Cheez@Captain_Cheez·14h

@GringoReports @ExtremeBlitz__ It’s like when Ukrainians were playing Elden Ring as Russians invaded

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Gringo Reports@GringoReports·17h

@ExtremeBlitz__ you forgot ww3 isn’t that going on over your head right now😭😭

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duck@ExtremeBlitz__·17h

GTA 6 Spiderman Brand New Day World Cup Avengers Doomsday The Boys Dune 3 Invincible Jujutsu Kaisen Steel Ball Run All in the same year

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Cpt. Cheez@Captain_Cheez·15h

@JJBAVD Dropped off a chaos emerald

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JoJo's Bizarre Visual Design@JJBAVD·17h

JoJo's Bizarre Visual Design tweet media

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Cpt. Cheez@Captain_Cheez·16h

@CardiffElect Final stuttering John show, huh? Im betting on June.

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Cardiff Electric@CardiffElect·16h

Who is ready for the Final Stuttering John Show? For real this time. Promise. Unlimited time offer!

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Cpt. Cheez@Captain_Cheez·23h

@viscogone Don’t bet on it

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oupi goupi 🎀🍎@viscogone·1d

will we get johnny saying "what a queer!!" in the anime or will they change that line

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Cpt. Cheez@Captain_Cheez·23h

@_Saigoh Confirmed Yuta > Gojo

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Sai@_Saigoh·1d

Not even Gojo could heal others using RCT.

DRIZZI@Ragnar_AY

Gege...

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Cpt. Cheez@Captain_Cheez·23h

@piissbug “We got Enya at home”

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Ham🦝@piissbug·1d

I know that ain’t who i think it is 😂

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Cpt. Cheez@Captain_Cheez·23h

@LovlySlowdancer

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Andy@LovlySlowdancer·1d

Who's going to tell him...?

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Cpt. Cheez@Captain_Cheez·23h

@DipWheeler Well damn, maybe it was promised to them 3000 years ago.

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Dip Wheeler@DipWheeler·1d

ben shapiro's sister btw.

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Cpt. Cheez@Captain_Cheez·23h

Food reviewers when you suggest they eat food: 👍 Movie fans when you suggest watching a movie: 👍 Resident Evil fans when you suggest playing Resident Evil:

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Kura/ⴽⵓⵔⴰⵣ🇲🇦🇿🇦@jokekyuki_

This sounds so privileged

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Cpt. Cheez@Captain_Cheez·23h

@WokeDudeBro Insane that they go to conventions at all. Only people there either don’t know you or watched you get fucked in 10 positions. Literally no-in between.

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WokeJunior@WokeDudeBro·1d

Insane Porn Stars pick up fans from conventions

Dark Tube@DarkTube

Australian adult film actress Angela White recounted a bad experience with a French fan she met at a convention on the podcast Under The Influence. After exchanging contact information, she agreed to meet him in her hotel room. During their encounter, several red flags quickly appeared. The man refused to use a condom, attempted to do things without her consent, and then pulled out his phone to record them. White said the strangest moment was when, in the middle of sex, the man turned around and she saw him looking at himself in the mirror "like in American Psycho." At that point, she decided to end the encounter immediately and leave.

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Cpt. Cheez@Captain_Cheez·1d

@ShitpostRock2 And at the same time many fans of a certain video game series insist playing the games is optional.

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Rock Solid@ShitpostRock2·1d

Twitter is the only platform where you can state your opinion online but if you ONLY have 100 hours in a game it's apparently invalid

💫Robot Insanity💫@ExoSmack

Tweet from a guy with a single mori under his belt

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Cpt. Cheez@Captain_Cheez·1d

@CS2News_EN AWPers on a random Wednesday:

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CS2 NEWS@CS2News_EN·1d

‼️ New total ammo count for CS2 guns after the new update: ▪️ M4A4 - 150 (was 120) ▪️ M4A1-S - 80 (was 100) ▪️ AWP - 15 (was 35) ▪️ R8 Revolver - 24 (was 16) ▪️ Desert Eagle - 28 (was 42) ▪️ Five-SeveN - 60 (was 120) ▪️ Glock - 80 (was 140) ▪️ CZ-75 - 36 (was 24) ▪️ Galil - 175 (was 125) ▪️ SSG-08 - 30 (was 100) ▪️ MP9 - 90 (was 150)

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@Zaihn_Twits @DaddyskinsCSGO 10/15 Just don’t miss

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@DaddyskinsCSGO what about casual rounds with 10 people 🤓

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DaddySkins@DaddyskinsCSGO·1d

If you actually burn through all 15 rounds… Log off

CS2 NEWS@CS2News_EN

AWP NOW HAS 15 ROUNDS TOTAL 😭😭😭

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Cpt. Cheez@Captain_Cheez·1d

@JoeNet52 Is pretty gud. My only question is when is episode 2

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J.Joe@JoeNet52·1d

Estoy programando esto desde antes para mandar un mensaje al futuro.... Queridos madrugadores, ¿Qué tal estuvo el primer episodio de STEEL BALL RUN? ¿Cumplió las expectativas? ¿Cómo lo califican?

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Cpt. Cheez@Captain_Cheez·1d

@Ozzny_CS2 L change. Dumped mostly full mags off instinct.

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Ozzny@Ozzny_CS2·1d

Here's how the new Reload system works in CS2 ‼️ > When you reload, you drop the used magazine and get a full new one > Each reload takes 1 magazine from the counter What do we think, W or L change?