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@the_life_of_daz Literally me this February, I was in a bus crash :D

@opalitetea This is how I find out there's a new apex character

She got a nice ass wtf.

@victryena This sounds like the worst thing you could do to a person

Milotic @ Leftovers Ability: Competitive Level: 50 EVs: 32 HP / 32 Def / 2 SpD Calm Nature - Muddy Water - Coil - Hypnosis - Recover

@Yeenie_Mcbeenie It is so fucking weird how these "people" are like, "I NEED THESE CHILDREN IN VIDEO GAMES TO BE CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE"

An actual good dad would love his daughter regardless of what she looks like

@DailySoyjaks Final cherry on top is gonna be delivering it to his front porch

Turning a cuck's dead brother into a chair is writing so good that even Shakespeare couldn't come up with it

Today I will pay for my sins. 💀

@DocetteA @ConfessionsMew I love mind meld as much as the next guy, but it's literally, "I want to pass my turn to a better class"

@ConfessionsMew useful psychics I've had: - Twiddle/Soy Milk with either the passive for knock back damage, or debuffs (soul link especially) on basic - Vacuum with passives to buff my whole team or debuff and succ all the enemies - Fast Forward to set up the team for an ez win - Mind Meld

@Buttsex907 Would tycho fw mewgenics then?

Tycho is such a progressive king❤️❤️❤️❤️beautiful

@DUSKdev "I'm watching the chainsaw massacre movies" "Which one" "The rob zombie remake" "Which one"

Man who has spent his entire film career remaking Texas Chainsaw Massacre finally set to direct Texas Chainsaw Massacre

@LucyOneCaster I used this with a metal coat and a shotgun on a fighter, absolutely brutal run

//This crap is busted... I'm starting to realize the rarities don't actually mean scarcity, but rather complexity on the equipment's mechanics

@crabus72 @ConfessionsMew All they have to do is make it so your first cat always goes before the clones, then keep the rest of the speed ties up to the 50/50. Then you can utilize some potential speed control on your first cat to ensure the fight is actually winnable

@ConfessionsMew this fight sucks so much on higher difficulties man

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@GalactaSpider DNA multiplier run

interesting skills you got there one day old kitten

@evilmewgen67391 Lowkey crazy to see how people just adapted to dybukk, when the game launched people acted like it was the second coming of hitler

which one of these is more like hitler

@edmundmcmillen Getting Blood Frenzy is 90% of the time an instant run ender. The fact you can get it without any choice or player input is very frustrating

Ok, what are the most unfun/unfair events, disorders and parasites/cursed items in mewgenics ?

@daves_Fantasy Only the deepest of American philosophy takes place as Dollar General

Overheard at Dollar General Fat guy 1: "Why are lays cheaper than pringles?" Fat guy 2: "That's a good question."

@tippity Lowkey a moment for the history books

Patriot

@RpntdBlueChan @edmundmcmillen @AdmiralBahroo As long as you can get Tech, I feel like tinkerer is strong, being able to get 3 tech and just spawn a rocket launcher or tesla cannon is super goated

@Captain_Thumb @edmundmcmillen @AdmiralBahroo I feel like the tinkerer is hyper defensive, it can be SUPER good if you play into that though

Here is my tierlist for Mewgenics after 170 Hours. Based on consistency rather than "bro if the stars align he is GOOD"

@edmundmcmillen @AdmiralBahroo Mage is just too inconsistent, you might get a godroll of spells and passives, or you might get 8 damage a turn.

@AdmiralBahroo necro that low is suprising, but your mage placement aligns with what i keep seeing, why do you feel mage underperforms for you?

@frostlava74 White people when you spell it Mf Doom

at least three tungs.

@aeresily @YamzButBetter @PocketMercyx I think there's a new symmetra spray that makes her like, a little darker than normal. Could just be me though

@YamzButBetter @PocketMercyx they always be whitewashing the sprays it fucking kills me 😭 they legit never learn

ZERO voicelines for mercy is kinda crazy..

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