Captain Smirk

I forgot to post yesterday. This is 46.

6th straight day of dad taxi. I’m spent.

Anyone want a cat?

Dad taxi.

Yesterday was one of the busiest days I’ve ever had. I was dad taxi, went to a wedding, and finished the night off with a 3 hour gig.

Random text; Can you recommend a good dentist? Me; There’s no such thing.

Kershaw still sucks in October

Dad taxi night again

To the MLB players that wear white cleats: you look fucking ridiculous.

@Captain__Smirk_ You look great!

Dad taxi weekend. ALL WEEKEND

Back at it

The rapture better happen before I have to get up for work tomorrow.

“There goes Roy Hobbs, the best there ever was.” RIP

@ShePersisted70 She stole hoodies too

@Captain__Smirk_ Is that the middle-aged equivalent of a hoody?

I think she stole my fucking robe.