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Captain Smirk

@Captain__Smirk_

Formerly @Capt__Smirk I’m still that blue dot in the Red Sea of Missouri. That means no MAGAts. Liberal AF Single AF

Springfield, MO Katılım Temmuz 2022
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I forgot to post yesterday. This is 46.
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6th straight day of dad taxi. I’m spent.
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Anyone want a cat?
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Yesterday was one of the busiest days I’ve ever had. I was dad taxi, went to a wedding, and finished the night off with a 3 hour gig.
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Random text; Can you recommend a good dentist? Me; There’s no such thing.
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Kershaw still sucks in October
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Dad taxi night again
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To the MLB players that wear white cleats: you look fucking ridiculous.
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Dad taxi weekend. ALL WEEKEND
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The rapture better happen before I have to get up for work tomorrow.
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“There goes Roy Hobbs, the best there ever was.” RIP
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I think she stole my fucking robe.
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