Captain
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Captain
@Captainornot
Only the Stoical and Cynical can preserve a measure of stability. Yet, Stoicism is the madness of wisdom and Cynicism, the wisdom of madness. So, none escapes!
Lagos Katılım Nisan 2011
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@brfootball Maroon base with the iconic geometric 1989-91 throwback pattern... Adidas absolutely nailed their comeback kit.
Take my money immediately. #LFC
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@historyinmemes Spot on. The scene where they casually vivisect people on the ship felt straight out of an R-rated horror movie. Jon Favreau really pushed that PG-13 rating to its absolute limit.
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@Q41016534 This looks absolutely incredible.
Space cowboy builds are the future. Need to know when this drops!
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Dunga leaving 18yo Neymar AND Ronaldinho home in 2010 just to get knocked out by the Netherlands in the QFs will always be one of football's biggest "what ifs"
G@Gideoomatic
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Martin Van Buren (8th U.S. President). His first language was Dutch.

Matt Glassman@MattGlassman312
There’s a U.S. president whose first language wasn’t English.
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@MattGlassman312 That would be Martin Van Buren! His native tongue was Dutch.
He's also the first U.S. president actually born an American citizen (1782).
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There’s a U.S. president whose first language wasn’t English.
Ramin Nasibov@RaminNasibov
What historical fact sounds fake but is true?
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It’s literally just a poison dart frog pattern. Internet users are superimposing lines over it to manufacture a conspiracy. 🤦♂️
Notícias Paralelas@NP__Oficial
🚨 ATENÇÃO l Segunda camisa da seleção brasileira pode conter culto ao diabo, apontam evangélicos
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@NP__Oficial Me when I deliberately draw a demon on a tablet over an abstract frog pattern and then scream about the devil 💀
It’s a poison dart frog design, y'all need to breathe.
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Me as the Mosquitoes Leader 😆
VICTORY IS OURS! 🦟🎉
After centuries of cold shoulder, we have officially breached the borders of Iceland! The freeze thaw cycles couldn't hold us back forever. Big shoutout to climate change and those sweet, wine soaked ropes in Kjós for making this colonization possible.
To the locals, pack up your shorts, because the buffet is officially open.
Antarctica, you're next. 🏔️💉🩸 #WeHaveArrived #IcelandConquered #BloodBuffet
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@UlisesDavid__ That falcon is completely paralyzed by the sheer audacity of this pigeon walking right into its kitchen.
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@FabrizioRomano Replaced Pep with Chelsea’s ex-manager? Bold move. Let's see how long the "Pep disciple" tax lasts when the pressure hits. 👀
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🚨🔵 BREAKING: Enzo Maresca has a total verbal agreement with Manchester City, HERE WE GO!
The Italian manager has always been considered the ideal candidate to replace Pep Guardiola.
Deal in place and Maresca will sign an initial three year deal at #MCFC. 🇮🇹
New era, soon.

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@historyinmemes 1.7 bottles of whiskey every week per person is absolutely wild. No wonder the temperance movement started, everyone had a 20-year hangover.
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In 1830, alcohol consumption in the United States reached remarkably high levels. The average American consumed the equivalent of roughly 1.7 bottles of regular-strength whiskey every week.
Historians commonly estimate that during the 1830s, Americans consumed around 7 to 8 gallons of pure alcohol per person each year, an amount that translates into extremely heavy weekly drinking when measured in spirits such as whiskey. Depending on bottle size and alcohol content, that equals roughly 1 to 2 bottles of whiskey per person every week.
One major reason for these levels was that distilled liquor, especially whiskey, was inexpensive, easy to produce, and in many places considered safer than contaminated drinking water. On the frontier, whiskey was even used as a form of currency, helping fuel both its trade and consumption. This era marked one of the highest points of alcohol use in American history and played a major role in the growth of the temperance movement during the 1820s and 1830s, which later shaped broader cultural and legal attitudes toward drinking.

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@eurofootcom Christantus Uche dropped a flawless, textbook Quaresma trivela.
The outsideof the boot curve, the dip, the pure audacity.
Ricardo Quaresma himself would be applauding that signature beauty!
Absolute artistry. 🪄⚽️
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That looks like James Hamilton from AWS holding a Blackwell board, not SpaceX. Awesome hardware, but wrong cloud provider! 😂
NVIDIA@nvidia
Thanks @SpaceX and @elonmusk, excited for you to try out the NVIDIA Vera CPU 🎉
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