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Went to a loud noise complaint..as I entered house turns out it was a bachelorette party with several drunk late 20's women who thought I was a stripper...Sorry ladies I have a dad bod and I am really the police,never disappointed so many women.....at least at once

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Spent twenty minutes today trying to explain the difference between TikTok and Bitcoin today to my 85 year old Grandpa because he asked me, and I realized we have overcomplicated things...I love that man though..hugged your loved ones and stop being assholes to people

Now that a couple of days has gone by,I'm wondering if any else experienced the Mandela Effect when John Madden(RIP) passed away..My first thought when I heard the news was "I thought he passed away years ago",talking to my buddy yesterday, he thought the same thing. Anyone else?

@jjaus10 Yep

@CarUnmarked Did they do it?

How old is too old to make the air horn motion with your arm while passing an 18 wheeler in an attempt to make them pull their air horn? Because Mrs. Unmarked says I'm too old and I'm embarrassing her....

I think we need to start a Halloween where people over 40 can trick or treat for Ibuprofen, ice packs and coupons for heating pads.

Am I the only one that doesn't really care which way the toilet paper goes on the toilet paper roll,rather it be over or under...I mean as long as I have toilet paper, I'm happy....

@BlondePetsDogs Thanks..earned it this morning ...loving the journey

So many of yall might not know what this means,to the ones that do,much respect because you are probably ahead of me in the game. To those that dont,please go find a gym and start training. It could save your life,your partners life,or your family's life. Never too late to start.

@RNstruggle What in the blue f^%k...? What ever happened to "hey do you wanna go grab a bite go eat?" ..guess I been out of the game too long... I mean is this type of thing working for guys nowadays?

Dating apps, a thread. I hate it here.