Josh Barrow

If "we got our asses kicked in a war 150 years ago because we were the bad guys" is important to your cultural identity, you're not trying.

Just saw an article about writing clean php. I chuckled slightly.

@BigZaphod The Matrix, if it were for chickens.

I'm cold.

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@BigZaphod It's also fun to say!

Seibel's 1st Law of Debugging: The longer and more ridiculous the debugging session, the stupider the bug will eventually turn out to be.

BREAKING NEWS: Sean Spicer invites Scaramucci out for gelato "hey man, u free to hang out?" says Spicer Scaramucci declined to comment.

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@xychelsea You get a lot of flack on here it seems, but I want you to know that you're supported and loved too. Sending hearts from Oklahoma.

Another juggler gives up on his dreams...

My feeling this morning twitter.com/swear_trek/sta…

I swear to God Trump is sundowning. Here he is, confused, wandering away from his limo. He had to be redirected. #25thAmendmentNow

Horses

@clairecmc Had a dream that I introduced you to @royzimmerman - you told me that you already knew him! Crazy dreams. :-)

If I was developing a Twitter client, I would never get anything done.

@stroughtonsmith Work projects, 10. Personal projects, 11.

Am I the only one that actually uses tags in macOS?

Retweet if you have a giant box of cords and cables which you have no idea what to do with but won't throw them out

Impressed with the performance of @Cities_PDX Cities Skylines on my Hackintosh.