caroline✨

tbt to last year when snapchat did the little look back at your year story and it said “there’s no place like home” and snapchat thought that i LIVED at rj bentley’s filling station

Margaritaville is everywhere for those with eyes to see it

i heard too many sounds at once and now im a bitch

watching reality tv is deeper and more anthropological when i do it

need to quit my job so i can fully focus on the real housewives of rhode island

@Andy My question is for Colton - given your history of stalking, why did you say you were going to hold Lisa captive? (Caroline from Maryland)

My team is getting ready for THE TRAITORS REUNION! Send me all of your questions for the cast NOW and let me know where you're from in the question!

My only regret is that we weren’t bumping that… MM caviar!!! 💖💖 xxxx

no 🫶🏼

i’m pretty chill as far as insane women go

off 2 Tylenol getting a little tizzy with it

"on the rocks" is a very cunty way to ask for ice tbh

same people praising NFL players for posting about yesterday’s events are the ones who told people like Kaepernick to not bring politics into football…interesting

‘twas the night before 9/11

so did my ex

No I’m not good at parking. I’m beautiful instead

The Life of a Show Girl

men are sooo hot. i wish they were good people

he left cause he found another girl but i never left when i had another man 😔

they are inventing new, scarier guys specifically for my hinge feed