Crazy White Lady

Mom told me that the best way to cook Brussels sprouts was to roast them.

If you’ve never made a paperclip look like a prison shank to get food out of your teeth, are you really even a teacher?

Don’t forget, friends…staying single after ditching a zero is still an upgrade.

Watching this halftime show with Boomers is wildly entertaining.

In Our last regular season game against Gulf breeze. 18 pts 6 rebs 5 assists 3 blocks 4 steals And all in total great team 🏆

SCHEDULE CHANGE: Friday’s home game against Walton has been moved to Monday, January 30th. Senior Night will now be on Thursday, February 2nd against Gulf Breeze.

@instafgraham I don’t have that problem with my students. My biggest struggle with my kids is apathy.

I’ve recently noticed that kids have absolutely zero respect for teachers and adults.

Dating apps will have your friends nicknaming the guys you go out with so they can keep track. They’re like “What happened with White Mike or Evan the Seven?”🤦🏼‍♀️

🆚 Fort Walton Vikings 📍CHS gym ⏰ 4:00/ JV 5:30/ V 7:00 📺WAAZ WJSB YouTube and Crestview Community Television Facebook 🐾Dogpound Theme: Courtside Celebrity (red carpet attire or dress as a celebrity)

Knowing how I like my coffee.

I can keep it classy until there are crawfish involved.

Where are @CHShoops850 live tweets when I need them? 🤔🏀

Go Bulldogs! ❤️🐾

Unpopular opinion: I’m looking forward to going back to work tomorrow. Mama needs routine.

CCR forever. ❤️

Time seems to have stopped. I feel like I’m in a spin class.

@ChrisPeterson_8 Same.

How do I say, “My left foot is wayyyyy more ticklish than my right foot,” in Vietnamese? 😩😩 #pedicureprobs

I stay happily third-wheeling with my married friends. Their plans have me in bed early, and I never have to drive. 🤘🏼