Carissa

Nothing like missing my flight while I’m still in the car otw

I wrote a 28 page paper in one day in my final week of college. These people are not Built To Last

So imma be Micheal Jackson for my 30th

@Scz4Prez Do it!

Drunk at the bar with my husband and he’s insisting I just go to law school . Lmfao Mind you i wanted to go at 15 im 36 these days iono big fella

Huntington Woods, Royal Oak and Birmingham

a lot of people actually

Really considering getting my tattoo removed, I want my back BACK but does it actually work?!

And for the lady, perhaps a week of dissociation on the beach?

As a “straight natural” my new obsession with hot pilates/yoga isn’t really working. Guess it’s time to go buzz cut. My hair isn’t gonna stop me from that wonderful experience.

I’m such an obsessed auntie I feel like I have to be on my baby’s first flight with her 😂

Everything is not what it seems… Wizards of Waverly Place style

Instagram please don’t advertise another 1k plus jacket to me. Show me the fashion nova ad atp.

I miss my baby

I ain’t mad at yall… 😂 I shouldna been carrying that bag like that

I just met a man yall. He sat with me in the hospital for 11hrs. Took me to his house and put me in the tub and gave me a pedicure. Now I’m chilling with his family while they play spades. This my first real nigga. Idk what to do with myself.

A man who considers you in everything he does and takes notes of the small details >

I’m praying beta males stay away from me forever.

Thought I lost my G7X, just found it after a month. Immediately ordered AirTags, won’t catch me slipping again 😂

I have tough skin because the only people who bully me are my mother and my sisters. I just got braces.. “your lips look huge” - my mother “you look crazy, only voice calls from now on” - my sister. Haven’t had the braces for a hour….

I really went and got braces