Carl Alessi

@DJSnM I heard there was one at the Lunar Gateway Disco, but it was cancelled.

So….. after Artemis II launches - where will the parties be at? Do they need a DJ?

@DJSnM I remember the Z80 in my Kaypro II. 🤓

40 years ago I knew how to build z80 machine code from memory. I thought I knew it all. And today I just found out the Z-80 has a 4-bit ALU? I always assumed it was 8 bit righto.com/2013/09/the-z-…

@AshleyAlready Trollop. Harlot. Succubus. That’s as far as I’m willing to dive into the septic tank with this one (God forgive me).

Serious question: What are some words or phrases I could block to eliminate most of the weird hateful men in the replies of every tweet about a woman? Thinking along the lines of slut, ran through, top 5%, hit the wall, mid… They’re affecting my worldview and make this no fun.

@DoppRobin 👋🤩

@CarlAlessi Hey Carl👋💙🇺🇸🗽

@AshleyAlready Does that include a Corruption metric?

I’d like to introduce a new metric for behavior that I like to call “Would the manager of Target get fired for doing this?” that we apply to all government officials (both sides!) and if the manager of Target would get fired for it, we should fire people over it.

@WilliamShatner You ascended above the von Karman line. You are an astronaut. Case closed.

🙄 Actually I received my wings but I’m sure facts don’t matter to you; it’s all about the vitriol. It’s so refreshing to find someone of your mental prowess online. Usually one would have to go to a flat-earth convention to find this level of confidence unburdened by evidence. Have a good day, Sporto. 😑

@AshleyAlready Well… not the ones who value empathy sufficiently to *be* real men.

Since you asked a question and blocked me, I want to publicly offer the alternative to staying which is getting custody or visitation instead of crying that it’s too hard and the drive is too far, but you’re an even bigger loser for defending some deadbeat dad you don’t even know

@sciencegirl Wow…that’s sublime. 🤓

Hot water freezing instantly in extreme cold Sometimes called the Mpemba effect

@JLP_2022 I feel about math the same way a cat feels about a vacuum cleaner. I know it’s important. I know it has to be done. Just don’t ask me to stay in the room while you’re doing it.

@AshleyAlready Are there any that are applicable to older men, like an emoji of an enlarged prostate?

Younger men keep flirting with me and I just don’t know enough about emojis to make this sustainable.

@AshleyAlready @pie_how Personally I’m extremely sad that there aren’t more professed “Christians” who aren’t more like the Christ they claim to worship, rather than the Trump they do. I’ve also lost patience with the “both sides are the same” laziness cloaked under the phony veneer of cynicism.

@pie_how Gonna go on his boat as friends. I had a similar lengthy and beautiful exchange with a man who was sad I wasn’t more of a Christian. This might even be more fun than being mean to men and/or dating them?

Had to Old Yeller another one but we were both so classy and mature about it this time. Feels like progress. I guess. Maybe we can be friends who fight instead.

@AshleyAlready Some of us respect ourselves enough that we can avoid drawing such a low conclusion about other people.

Men have to try to stop being so sensitive and insecure.

@JLP_2022 How much ton Could a fuck ton fuck If a fuck ton could fuck tons? (You’re welcome.)

How much is a fuck ton? Did I make that up?

@AshleyAlready Wasn’t it Freud who said “Sometimes a shrimp dress is just a shrimp dress”?

Someone’s having big feelings about my J Crew shrimp dress.

And ya bitched about Bidens’ mental health

@AshleyAlready They should spend half their time listening to yours.

I just think liking men makes me boring and all of their stories are too long and I get so tired of listening to them.

@fromthebunkerjr Zodys

Keds.

@Cooperstreaming Just followed you...ya know..."there."

Hey, I have mostly stopped posting here. If you want to find me, the links in my bio are all still active. I'd post here but Elon has admitted he suppresses outside links. Miss you guys, maybe I'll see you there? ❤️

@gardengirl125 @Suzierizzo1 Jethro Tull: A Passion Play, 1973

@Suzierizzo1 Led Zeppelin

Which one would you pick?👇👇👇👇

@AshleyAlready “She tells Incels What they’re good for” Well done again, Ashley.

Sir, I’ve got a six figure income, an 850 credit score, and own a house with a pool. Sex is the only thing men are good for at this age of mine, and they’re barely good at that. Go tell your mom what she’s good for.