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Carl Alessi

@CarlAlessi

Pro Women's rights. Politically liberal. Lover of NASA. Screenwriter of the doc “Searching For Skylab.” A survivor of cancer. No DMs please unless I know you.

Anaheim, CA Katılım Temmuz 2009
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Carl Alessi
Carl Alessi@CarlAlessi·
@DJSnM I heard there was one at the Lunar Gateway Disco, but it was cancelled.
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Scott Manley
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So….. after Artemis II launches - where will the parties be at? Do they need a DJ?
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Carl Alessi
Carl Alessi@CarlAlessi·
@DJSnM I remember the Z80 in my Kaypro II. 🤓
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Scott Manley
Scott Manley@DJSnM·
40 years ago I knew how to build z80 machine code from memory. I thought I knew it all. And today I just found out the Z-80 has a 4-bit ALU? I always assumed it was 8 bit righto.com/2013/09/the-z-…
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Carl Alessi
Carl Alessi@CarlAlessi·
@AshleyAlready Trollop. Harlot. Succubus. That’s as far as I’m willing to dive into the septic tank with this one (God forgive me).
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AlwaysAshley
AlwaysAshley@AshleyAlready·
Serious question: What are some words or phrases I could block to eliminate most of the weird hateful men in the replies of every tweet about a woman? Thinking along the lines of slut, ran through, top 5%, hit the wall, mid… They’re affecting my worldview and make this no fun.
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AlwaysAshley
AlwaysAshley@AshleyAlready·
I’d like to introduce a new metric for behavior that I like to call “Would the manager of Target get fired for doing this?” that we apply to all government officials (both sides!) and if the manager of Target would get fired for it, we should fire people over it.
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Carl Alessi
Carl Alessi@CarlAlessi·
@WilliamShatner You ascended above the von Karman line. You are an astronaut. Case closed.
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William Shatner
William Shatner@WilliamShatner·
🙄 Actually I received my wings but I’m sure facts don’t matter to you; it’s all about the vitriol. It’s so refreshing to find someone of your mental prowess online. Usually one would have to go to a flat-earth convention to find this level of confidence unburdened by evidence. Have a good day, Sporto. 😑
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Carl Alessi
Carl Alessi@CarlAlessi·
@AshleyAlready Well… not the ones who value empathy sufficiently to *be* real men.
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AlwaysAshley
AlwaysAshley@AshleyAlready·
Since you asked a question and blocked me, I want to publicly offer the alternative to staying which is getting custody or visitation instead of crying that it’s too hard and the drive is too far, but you’re an even bigger loser for defending some deadbeat dad you don’t even know
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AlwaysAshley@AshleyAlready

Men are such losers.

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Science girl
Science girl@sciencegirl·
Hot water freezing instantly in extreme cold Sometimes called the Mpemba effect
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Carl Alessi
Carl Alessi@CarlAlessi·
@JLP_2022 I feel about math the same way a cat feels about a vacuum cleaner. I know it’s important. I know it has to be done. Just don’t ask me to stay in the room while you’re doing it.
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JEN@JLP_2022·
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Carl Alessi
Carl Alessi@CarlAlessi·
@AshleyAlready Are there any that are applicable to older men, like an emoji of an enlarged prostate?
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AlwaysAshley
AlwaysAshley@AshleyAlready·
Younger men keep flirting with me and I just don’t know enough about emojis to make this sustainable.
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Carl Alessi
Carl Alessi@CarlAlessi·
@AshleyAlready @pie_how Personally I’m extremely sad that there aren’t more professed “Christians” who aren’t more like the Christ they claim to worship, rather than the Trump they do. I’ve also lost patience with the “both sides are the same” laziness cloaked under the phony veneer of cynicism.
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AlwaysAshley
AlwaysAshley@AshleyAlready·
@pie_how Gonna go on his boat as friends. I had a similar lengthy and beautiful exchange with a man who was sad I wasn’t more of a Christian. This might even be more fun than being mean to men and/or dating them?
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AlwaysAshley
AlwaysAshley@AshleyAlready·
Had to Old Yeller another one but we were both so classy and mature about it this time. Feels like progress. I guess. Maybe we can be friends who fight instead.
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Carl Alessi
Carl Alessi@CarlAlessi·
@AshleyAlready Some of us respect ourselves enough that we can avoid drawing such a low conclusion about other people.
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Carl Alessi
Carl Alessi@CarlAlessi·
@JLP_2022 How much ton Could a fuck ton fuck If a fuck ton could fuck tons? (You’re welcome.)
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JEN@JLP_2022·
How much is a fuck ton? Did I make that up?
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Carl Alessi
Carl Alessi@CarlAlessi·
@AshleyAlready Wasn’t it Freud who said “Sometimes a shrimp dress is just a shrimp dress”?
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AlwaysAshley
AlwaysAshley@AshleyAlready·
Someone’s having big feelings about my J Crew shrimp dress.
Gertie@gertieok

@AshleyAlready Oh you are the weird one Ask yourself: Am I hiding anything under my flamboyance? Do I feel worthy of love without my cool clothes? Am I worthy of love just as I am? I am a fellow weirdo. You are loved.

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Chris Meloni@Chris_Meloni·
And ya bitched about Bidens’ mental health
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AlwaysAshley
AlwaysAshley@AshleyAlready·
I just think liking men makes me boring and all of their stories are too long and I get so tired of listening to them.
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Cooper
Cooper@Cooperstreaming·
Hey, I have mostly stopped posting here. If you want to find me, the links in my bio are all still active. I'd post here but Elon has admitted he suppresses outside links. Miss you guys, maybe I'll see you there? ❤️
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Suzie rizzio@Suzierizzo1·
Which one would you pick?👇👇👇👇
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Carl Alessi
Carl Alessi@CarlAlessi·
@AshleyAlready “She tells Incels What they’re good for” Well done again, Ashley.
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AlwaysAshley
AlwaysAshley@AshleyAlready·
Sir, I’ve got a six figure income, an 850 credit score, and own a house with a pool. Sex is the only thing men are good for at this age of mine, and they’re barely good at that. Go tell your mom what she’s good for.
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