Carl

Netflix has such a dead movie selection, no wonder half the time everyone just starts having sex instead

@StokeyyG2 😂😂😂

Phil Foden might be playing the wrong sport…

@_onlyscott Cancelo

@bet365 can you give me the odds for semenyo to score 15 goals in all comps from now till the end of the season? Thanks

#greggs is this real

Van Dijk best CB in premier league history? Not even in the top 15 🤣🤣🤣

@alanshearer 👀👀👀👀

My music playlist really just went from Eminem to Ronan Keating then chase & status…that could be a criminal offence 🥴

@jackoefc27 What films this off?

New footage emerges of David Coote on karaoke is his local boozer

@wookieeMD @KettyBitch For the record, you would deffo not pass

@KettyBitch I'd pass tbh. Won't be able to make a good brew I bet lol

⌛️ imagine looking this good

Would everyone kindly follow my mental health clothing brand to help promote it, please head over to instagram @bulletproofbrains1 Your support it sooo appreciated also if you can RT comment and share this I’d be grateful! 🫶🏻

If am still single this time next year I’m turning Muslim and having a shotgun wedding 👰

Caring and not giving a fuck is an awful combination 😩🤯

Worst thing about being depressed is trying to explain why you’re depressed but not having the answers 😔

At this point, sleeping patterns are a myth and going to work looking like sh*t is the norm 🤕

Imagine the absolute jam if biggie & Tupac collaborated before the beef

@UniAston - Fab idea from two lads to offer ears and advice from a social platform, your loud,quiet,strong or week friend might need to see this tweet and get in touch. Thanks again I’m 100% sure I’ll be speaking to you both soon 💙