Carl Johnson "CJ"

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Yall beter enjoy your weekend, Monday will be here in thirty minutes. $CJ

This is Aiden. He knocked on my door to ask if he could have a banana then left. $CJ

@realDonaldTrump please save the big booty Iranians, they are the Latina's of the Middle East $CJ

when I die don't be kissing my forehead in the coffin with your 𝚌o𝚌ksυׁׅckin lips. $CJ

A wise man once, told his wife... nothing, because he was a wise man. $CJ

If you're pregnant don't swallow bubblegum, it could stick to the baby's hair. $CJ

you cant fix stupid, but you can cuff it $CJ

yes my hat says FENTAnyl.. $cj

This city ain’t old. It’s buffering. Hear me out: every street got Wi-Fi from 1843, every coffee shop knows your order before you speak, and every bus arrives exactly when it wants - not late, not early. That’s not public transport. That’s time management software. $cj

We went from pandemic mode to WW3 lobby real quick motherf*cker. $CJ

OPERATION EPIC FURY • Destroy Iran’s missile arsenal. • Destroy their navy. • Ensure they NEVER get a nuclear weapon. Locked in.

Just stole this plane, we heading straight to Jupiter Motherf*ckers, f*ck the moon or whatever you crypto nerds speak on. $CJ

Rumour have it that Carl is back in Vice City this 2026.. The old flame is back, who's ready to light one up? $CJ

To whoever stole my shoes and hi-vis vest. You can run but you can't hide. $CJ

I'm going to start a religion with really big hats.. that way the Lord can't see what we're doing. $CJ